Starborn42

I learned a very valuable lesson this week. You should never use something from SpongeBob Squarepants as evidence in an essay for AP English.

I learned a very valuable lesson this week. You should never use something from SpongeBob Squarepants as evidence in an essay for AP English.

Other people: Fantasize about bonding a spren so they can have magic powers.

Me: Fantasizes about bonding a spren so I can have a friend.

A few days ago, I found this in my cupboard:

Weird.

Wow, I'm interested in that too, spambot! 

My brother: I have an idea

Me: Oh?

My brother: What if... we did an RP... without stats and dice?

Me: *Casually closes down Shard* Ooooh... good idea... mmhmm...

Am I the weird one? How do y'all write the letter a?

I have done it! (I think)

I have discovered the name of a 44629035 sided polygon!

It is (probably) a tetrakischiliakismyriatetracosakismyriahexacontakismyriadismyriaenneakischilleatriacontakaipentagon!

@forget me not, meet everyone:

@Channelknight Fadran, @Condensation, @Mist, @Vapor, @Ookla the Hemalurgic Pinto, @DramaQueen, @EmiTheNinja, @Tesh, @Hentient, @revelryintheart, @Scarletfox, @Dannex, @Bearer of all agonies, @HoidWasTaken, @Negative_Null, @FriarFritz, @Spock, @Knight of Iron, @Shard of Thought, @Ghanderflaffle, @Chasmgoat, @Spren of Kindness, @Rosharan A.C., @Darkfinder, @AnyoneElseIForgot, meet @forget me not!

I am currently stabbing a heart with wooden stakes...

apparently this sheep is not a vampire

dissecting hearts is fun

Hey'all, imma be out for a good portion of tomorrow doing a test that I do not want to fail.

PSAT, babey. Fingers crossed. Wish me luck!

Well, I just watched a video where a whole bunch of Yellowstone scientists said, "No need to worry about the supervolcano erupting, it only erupts every [insert big number here] years, and it's been [insert same number here] years, so we're good!"

Then I watched a video of the eruption of Mt. St. Helens where all the scientists who lived there and said, "We don'thave to worry about this little volcano erupting, there are warning signs before it erupts!" And they were right, earthquakes began a whole ten seconds before it erupted, and they all died.

Did my doctor just tell my parents and I that we shouldn’t worry because she’s 50% sure I’m fine......? That’s convincing....

I present to y’all why I’ll be single for a very long time...

Guys, I will leave Shard for a moment. Idk how long exactly, but I feel... not good. Bye!! 
(I will be less active on Discord too. Mostly because I have nothing to say there lately.)

I present to y’all why I’ll be single for a very long time...

Deep breathing doesn’t do scud to quell anger 

Deep breathing doesn’t do scud to quell anger 

Deep breathing doesn’t do scud to quell anger 

Deep breathing doesn’t do scud to quell anger 

Deep breathing doesn’t do scud to quell anger 

 Someone. in my class. Forgot to mute himself (It gets worse). And for some reason, he was talking about... to put it nicely, your butt and holes. And everyone heard, including the teacher.

but you could be fire

I just took a nap and woke up, and I swear, I got that feeling like I was filling mental speed not a zinc mind.

This is a public announcement from yours truly.

Y'ALL ARE AWESOME

thank you