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I just need to keep a work in progress here real quick don’t have time sorry for the notif 

Oh, Cassie thought, and tried to hide her wince. She hadn’t even thought of what it would be like for Joy, unable to show herself to anyone else and with her Radiant, once her only link to the world, not able to see her or feel her emotion pulses either. She’d only focused on the fact that it wasn’t much of a change for herself, not having verbally interacted with her spren much. Wow, that was awful of me. “It’s okay, Flid.” 

Turning to Leona, she mustered a shrug and said, “I summoned my Blade - by instinct, I guess - when the Nightwatcher did...this.” She gestured to herself vaguely. “And I could see it then, so I guess it doesn’t count when it’s a Shard? But I’ve never tried to summon Plate.” 

Huh, apparently my subconscious ships Kaladin and Kelsier, despite how much I tell it that wouldn't work at all.  I dreamed of training montages and having a minor hero-worship-crush on your teacher. Not gonna lie though, Kaladin dying, becoming a Cognitive Shadow after Kelsier rushes him to Stormlight, having a Dramatic Moment with Syl ("You're not my Knight Radiant anymore, Kal, but I will always be your spren"), and then having training montages in a swimming pool (no, I don't know either) trying to outwit Kell and his Avengers team RoW 

all sounds like a crack-taken-somewhat-seriously fanfic that I'd absolutely read. 

MUAHAHAHAHA NOBODY KNOWS WHAT I AM 

(please Brandon what in the Almighty’s tenth name is a Dawnshard. Please) 

Whilst reading RoW to my mom (we've been going a bit slowly and are still in part one) if we read multiple chapters in a RoW row I'll sometimes see if she can remember how the epigraphs go -

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Lecture on fabrial mechanics presented by Navani Kholin to the coalition of monarchs, Urithiru, Jesevan, 1175

and at first I tried having her fill in blanks of like the month and stuff but that's way too much to remember even after you've heard it a few times, which I can't blame her too much for so I got simpler (she couldn't remember Navani's last name and it hurts because the Kholins are everybody in the books) but I say all of this to let you know that today she complained to me that I hadn't read it to her in a while and said "HOW WILL I LEARN WHAT NAVANI IS TEACHING THE MONARCHS?" and that's it, everyone, that's it

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I love you all, and I hope you have a wonderful day! 

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

I claim you all as my platonic Valentines, so there. I love you all dearly and if mailing things wasn't expensive, I'd mail you all treats.

Except for Truth who I'm claiming as my non-platonic Valentine - every day is a Happy Day with you. I love you.

*groups hugs everyone except the people who don't like hugs* You're not alone, this day or any other! Ene is here to be a friend if you need one! I love you all!

I found this 

Right now, I am deliriously happy(ish). This is for multiple reasons, but the biggest currently is that after 450 pages of a Google Doc and 238 pages of Sharding, I am caught up with editing Knights of the Cosmere.

I don't even care if anyone reads this, I'm just gonna go be exhaustedly, gloriously joy-filled.

GUYS, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS

@Tesh @Aragorn

Let me find the thread

There are no images in your album, what did you mean to put there? 

You know what we need? Adorable Ozzy and Spook pictures. Thus you have been charged, forsooth and stuff.

When you get around to posting the art that’s been sitting in your room for a year 

I know I just barely posted a status update and there might be another later today if DND goes like usual, but I have to share this, it's too good

I'm reading a religious AU called The Book of Joby and the Creator is just the best. I mean you'd think of course he would be, but the mood he is the GREATEST. Paraphrased: 

Lucifer: ugh why do you entertain those vile filthy animals 
God: can you not just let me feed seagulls in peace? I was having a good day and then you come along and ruin it. 

Lucifer: *ranting furiously* 
God: ,,,your point? 

Angel snaps at Lucifer, he snaps back not to interrupt his betters 
God: hey man weren't we talking 
Lucifer: i WiLL nOt be MOCKED - 
God, levelly: what were you just saying about interrupting your betters (BURN) 

Lucifer: I still think Judas failed solidly and we AGREED that if I won Jesus - 
God (direct quote): "I never suggested that Jesus would stay dead. It's hardly My fault you didn't think to inquire about that ahead of time." 
Lucifer: Well what was I supposed to think, you said dead, dead is - 
God: evidently not lmao get good son 

*seagulls poop on Lucifer's shoe as he disapparates* 

Fantastic prologue! Also, the clothes the Creator and angel are described as wearing sounded cool. 10/10 would read again - wait I should read the first chapter first, shouldn't I. That was not the entire experience of the book oops 

@I Am Witless @Darkwalker Witless! Why did you @ me? Now I have to stare in misery and wait until someone else explains...

Oh, wait. No. Status updates exist.

Darkwalker, KotC is a roleplay created by @Tesh. There's a Wiki, but that Wiki currently sucks. (I can say this because I made it.) There's also a transcription, which does NOT suck! (I can say this too, because I made this too.)

We're in the climax of our second RP, with RP3 on the way. I'd be happy to put in a good word for you in the chat if you want in for RP3.

Aaaah I wanna sleep on a wolf! Cute  

No one: 
Absolutely no one: 
Spambot: The proposed volume of the enhancement is 2 tablet laptops consistently 

No regular tablet pills, folks, you need to consume TWO LAPTOPS every day. This is how you diet. 

Logic TM 

I'm on the last episode of The Magnus Archives and I won't spoil it but I'm feeling more emotions than I was at the end of RoW 

This popped into my head last night: 

*tortured voice* “why does everything I touch break?!” 

“Well, stop throwing plates at the window, then” 

WHERE YOU BE, friend?

Pssst, 

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"dating buddies" 

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Says the spambot advertising sex on a book fansite lmao 

My dreams wrote a love story, but I’m forgetting most of it...there were dragons, someone could turn invisible? Other magic too I think. People were definitely turning into dragons. I was more awake when I came up with this last snippet, which is why I mostly remember it: 

“[something about his family/kingdom being gone or disbanded? Idk] I’m not a prince anymore.” (In answer to some question she asked him about...something? It was like, resolution-wrapping-stuff-up conversation topics) 

(She’s being tentative about saying this) “Well, instead of being a prince, you could be a [dream logic just insists that her country had some special royal titles - they lived by the sea, I’m not sure how that affected it but it did].” (Translation: if you had that title, you’d be part of our family) 

(Him giving her a surprised and mildly hopeful and half-amused look) “Isn’t it usual the man who proposes to the woman?” 

“It’s also usually the prince who saves the princess, but [jokingly references adventures during which she was the protagonist...I think...or one of them? My dream was telling this in the third person so I don’t know okay]” 

“Hey, I totally saved you once or twice.” 

“Once or twice can’t measure up to [more vague references, she saved him more times and from bigger dangers ]” 

(They’re both grinning now) “Are you offering, then, to give me more chances to save you?” 

“You’d need them to catch up, but my guess is I’d be saving you too.” 

“So let’s enter into a relationship [joking tone, referencing something that happened at the beginning? I lost that thread] to save each other. For years to come.” 

“Fine by me.” (End) 

So yeah, definitely needs refining and reworking and I’d need to figure out the entire rest of the plot lol, but I liked the potential of some of these ending lines of banter (I freaking love banter. Best type of humor), so I’m leaving it here. 

Questioner

So, the Shardplate, are those also spren or <specific> spren?

Brandon Sanderson

It's a RAFO!

Footnote: The attentive reader will notice that Brandon's response suggests that Shardplate is made of RAFO. This is, in fact, unlikely to be the case.
Shadows of Self Chicago signing (Oct. 12, 2015)

That footnote though 

Sometimes you want meaning and wordplay and satire and sarcasm and stuff in your humor... 

...and sometimes you just wanna watch the Lego Movie 

And wanting both types is okay  

I feel like I need to keep telling myself this.