The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 (edited) How the heck is this thing not falling apart?! Avocado! EDIT: First on page 100! That’s cool! Edited April 7, 2023 by TheAlpha929 Haha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 I'm tired of you yelling "potato!" all the time. Can you maybe not- Their heads were crunchy when I stepped on them, but it didn't stop me from catching that frog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted April 8, 2023 Report Share Posted April 8, 2023 *in tears* What happened to my little puppet people?? And where's Betrand the Frog?? *maniacal laughter* T'was me, just as no one predicted!! Mwhahaha!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted April 11, 2023 Report Share Posted April 11, 2023 seriously, who killed heavy? the flareon is a good girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 Sir, I'm going to need you to put your Pokemon away. It's lighting books on fire. This is a library. Four times a week, to be precise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 YOU STAB SOMEONE EVERY WEEK????? As long as no umbrellas come near me I'll be fine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 Are you sure it’s a good idea to drive your rocket in an umbrella factory? You forgot to mention the flaming robot tenrecs of doom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 I gave them the plan! They should know about everything! MESS WITH THE CABBAGES GET THE STABAGES! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 *eats salad* Aaah! It's a Stab Rabbit!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 Oooh, that one’s nicely wrapped. Who’s it from? Aww, not eggplants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 Did you know that our class voted you "Best Eggplant Of The Year" again? Ah, that's unfortunate. I would've gone for the bedazzled dictionary, honestly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 I chose the dark tome to read and now my soul is gonna be sold for a bagle. Of course! What else do you use chicken feet for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 Are you using those chicken feet as hairclips?! …. whoops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 Is that you on the news? So anyway, that's why I met Baba Yaga. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 Let me stop you right there, after this story, we're going to need to discuss your spendings habits. It's not like some evil mystical witch is going to take pity on you and give your more money or something. Okay continue. All kinds of animals! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 What kind of animal did you throw at the police officer? It's complicated, but basically yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 So you're telling me that the sun is in fact not a really hot ball of cheese? There is no amount of nonsensical tomfoolery that can compete with my absolute idiocy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 I know you can do this, if you put your mind to it! Please? I said, “Can you please stop drinking my Worcestershire sauce?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 *gulp gulp gulp* "I'm sorry-" *burp* "-can you-" *burp* "-say that again? I was too busy drinking this wonderful, beautiful, heavenly Worcestershire sauce." Quote How does anyone say "Worcestershire sauce?" And does it have anything to do with the Shire? You'd think that, wouldn't you! But he was actually a hobbit, so it was fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 Um... I'm pretty sure that it's illegal to launch our science teacher into a volcano via a catapult. Sure you can! All it takes are five easy payments... of your soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake she/her Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 Can i buy one of these flowers? 2 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: How does anyone say "Worcestershire sauce?" Quote I'll say it for you tomorrow. just remind me when i get in the car. Sure, just yeet my cucumber over here and I'll get ready to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 You sure you can survive a jump into that ravine? Don’t you need any safety equipment? Wait a minute you’re telling me you didn’t tell me to do that?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 (edited) patrick, that's a gun. wait what? Edited April 24, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 Thanks for offering to babysit! The battle plans are on the counter, and the wedding cake is in the fridge for when you need it. Thanksfordoingthisbye! Is this some kind of orchestra joke that I'm too band geek to get? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 *squawks in violin* *maniacal laughter* You have failed, hero! now nothing can stand between me and-oh look! A pretty rainbow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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