AonDoor Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Did you feed the–? Maybe don't do that anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Why does my hand hurt? I was only petting a porcupine for three hundred hours straight. A pocket full of spears! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 what was in the treasure chest? How are your pockets that big!!!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 WWYDIYF the Eiffel tower and a cruise ship IYP Oh lord help me… the PUNS, tHE pUns!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 So I asked him, "What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?" And he told me, "A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback. Obviously." You sadist!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 I spoiled a book to someone >:} YOU… SHALL NOT… PASS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 I AM A SERVANT OF THE SECRET FIRE, WIELDER OF THE FLAME OF ANOR! Oh. Of course that's where I put my hippo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRIVATE BATHTUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????? I, the great and terrible adjglasdbgiuahd, have spoken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 Why... why have your ordered 10,000 packs of beef flavoured instant noodles?? *SNORK* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 Did you know that a corpse can get goosebumps? There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 Hey, I think I broke your microwave. Uh... Why do you have that far-off look in your eyes? ... Thanks for that. I'm gonna go claw my eyes out and spend the rest of my life in regret for asking you that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 What's my favorite color? Why, it's this! *holds up a piece of paper colored in a manner beyond all forms of human reasoning and comprehension.* Well... not anymore... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 Hey, you're not wanted for murder, right? I ate him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 So, what happened to the person who said they hated Brandon Sanderson? It's... it's not possible... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 I hate THE Brando-Sando!!!!!! Unwritten post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 What rap artist do you listen to? So anyway, the hobbit asked me for help finding the one ring while I was in the gnomish mines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 Math Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Stop. You lost me at "sentient mobile home unit". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 Personally I think the government should invest in sentient mobile home units. Think about it! If the entire population lives in units that have conscious thought and can put together basic reasoning, then life could be so much easier! You could teach your house how to clean up for you, teach your house how to cook for you, and so on! Forget about home security, just give your house a baseball bat and tell it to smash anyone who tries to break in! As for a nuclear Holocaust, just tell your house to start running an you can take all of your possessions with you! As for plumbing- In my personal opinion? I'm going to hit you with a lead pipe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 Okay, so in the second to last sentence, you forgot the d in "...running and you can...", so that would- ...I fail to see your point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 As we all know, you should let me have The Sandwich. I lost the Game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 How did your chess match go? Conjunction junction, what's your function? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Next, I want you to sing a song from a show that made you cry. (I hope I got that reference right) *loud sobbing* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SPOILED THE END OF RHYTHM OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!! *insert obscure reference here* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 What is the meaning of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?" blep blep BLEPBLEPBLEP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 One cat friendly lolly-pop, coming right up! Now if I were absolutely insane, I'd say "bungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbung". But since I'm not, I'm going to say GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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