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[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"I just built a verinstacularisticinatorously magnificent core reactor!"

How many did you fit in your mouth, again?

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I looove to eat door frames!

Well... they only ate about a third of the army, not half of it. So, there's that.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Half of our army has been eaten by the worms. The rest of us only have two minutes left to live.

 

....I have a natural curiosity.

[S. Stormy she/her]

...Why are you sticking your face in the oven?

 

I regret nothing.

Edited November 13, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed
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[Telrao she/her]

You.. you literally just blew up half the planet.

Mhmmm.... BEANS.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

What is your most unpopular political opinion?

 

Behold, my...wait, it's not done yet. I...come back in twelve years. I'll be ready then.

[Telrao she/her]

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, what you have all been waiting for..."

 

Oh, that's unfortunate! Too late for anything now! *laughs gleefully*

Edited November 13, 2022 by Telrao

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Ms. Kitty cat! We've caught you now! Your doomsday device will never work! Oh, now you've gone and pressed the button! Dang.

We need more three-eyed fish in our lives.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I want to buy a pet. Any suggestions?

After all of these years, I HAVE ULTIMITE POWER!

Edited November 14, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra
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[Potato's Wit she/her]

...Where did all of the waffles go?

Yes, Karl is planning to destroy the world. Have a good day. *click*

[Telrao she/her]

"Ma'am, we have an emergency. A doomsday device has appeared on our radar. Do you have any information?"

WHO THE WHAT NOW? *explosions*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

*Pants* Kirby is coming, and he's really, really mad!!

Welcome to the cookie dance party! (They may or may not contain spikes.)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Do you know anywhere fun for a night out? [cut to four hours later]

It was a joke.

[Telrao she/her]

You DESTROYED the capital city, VAPORISED half of the human population, and then ate ALL THE COOKIES??

Yeah, a potato would work better.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Here is my device to end all war!!! It's called the whycantwealljustbefriendslikecomeon-inator! I have solved world peace!

"How in the world did you convince people to fund...this...?" *waves hands vaguely*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Behold... GOLD WORLD! It's an amusement park made out of gold! The rides, the food, the VERY AIR ITSELF! Since gold is weak as crap, yearly maintenance costs more than the entire park, BUT STILL!!!

 

... What a terrible plan. You have my full financial support.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

... and that ends my PowerPoint on why penguins should have jet blasters and be able to fly!! Any takers?

 

NO YOU IDIOT THE TREES ARE LISTENING!!!!!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"And now I will tell you the plan to remove the world's oxygen!"

The whalls have hears"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Why can't I talk about how these walls look gross?

 

.....Fine. But please take care of your....shark....first.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Can we go for a swim in Shamu's tank?

No... waffles! My only weakness!

[Telrao she/her]

Ah HAH! *holds up waffle* KNEEL BEFORE ME, MORTAL!

But Hoid is here, mom...

[Odiumiumium he/him]

No, we are not checking the Cognitive Realm. 

*meows with murderous intent.*

[Quivil]

Human: *looks at nearby kitten*

 

But those are the best kind tho!

[Telrao she/her]

No, Tani! No spiked cookies!

Ooooooooo! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY *confetti*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I have made a machine that allows you to travel to Roashar, but the only thing you can do there is punch Moash. Only 1,000,000,00,000,000,000$!

The kerfledorps have grown Flonkles!!! And they taste great!