Sequence Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 You should probably stay away from those blackbane leaves, they've been drying in the cellar for fifty-six years now. NEIN, DAS IST EIN SCHRECKLICHER GRUND! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 I think I should learn German to sound important and stuff. Go to the chiropractor. Please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 Hi! *extends right hand with the palm somehow facing outwards* Shaken, not stirred. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 How do you like your soup? With a fork made of cheese 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 How do you prefer your toilet paper, then? Vanilla slish-slosh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 (edited) We've come up with a new flavor of ice cream. It's 97% Pewter filings, and 3% dog hair. What should we call it? FINALLY!!! THE HOLY QUESTION!!! For asking this question, you will be gifted all 7.29 million of my BioChromatic Breaths. Edited January 10, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 Why? I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 *Is a six-fingered man* Benjamin Franklin had an illegitimate son. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 Alright, I came as quickly as I could. Had to leave a critical business meeting but it sounded urgent. What happened? Like chocolate flavored pasta sauce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 I'm on my last few brain cells, so could you explain mathematical functions and properties of X and Y to me in the dumbest way possible? I promise that was me! I swear on the Stormfather himself! I did it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 "DID YOU DO THIS, YOU STORMING MONSTER?" *faints* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 (edited) Allow me to make an irrationally loud sound. No! Please! I have a family! Edited January 11, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 Eat my cookie! *internal screaming* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 I have some bad news... Jeff is broken. FIVE!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 One... two... *stabs table* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 11, 2022 Report Share Posted January 11, 2022 That table over there has been giving you dirty looks, all night... AUSTRE GOD OF COLORS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 Look at this beautiful flower! Well, scud. *charges at a brick wall* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 12, 2022 Report Share Posted January 12, 2022 Something happened to Doomslug... something... bad... But... the red one is better... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 Do you want this green mini-cow? Hang on; I need permission from my chicken strip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 You need to flush the toilet. Now. No not yet, I still need to caramelize the lock picks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted January 13, 2022 Report Share Posted January 13, 2022 Are you ready to break into King Candy's Castle? I didn't ask if it made me look fat, I asked if it looked fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 Yes. Why the scud would you ever wear socks in the summer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 Do you like my socks? Kittens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 Hey, since it's your birthday tomorrow, we wanted to know what your favorite food was for dinner. Blueish green, with a majestic yellow tint and red highlights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 *adjusts glasses* So, your temperature is... 105 degrees? Ah, have you been noticing anything abnormal in your stool? Is it an unusual color, or- Excuse me, good sir. But I have no idea what you just said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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