Amazing Yet Stupid Things to Do With Breath

[NameIess]

Just now, Frustration said:

No matter, I have three blocks, your gollum is worthless!

Well, I guess my awakened paper airplane is going to be useful after all!

[Adolinalsium he/him]

On 5/26/2020 at 0:55 PM, Karger said:

Several dogs exist that are millionaires. 

 

That is amazing I am in awe

[Friendshipspren he/him]

Hmmm how about u invest them in a fish ? Make it sentiant. 

Right @I Am A Fish

 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

23 hours ago, Friendshipspren said:

Hmmm how about u invest them in a fish ? Make it sentiant. 

Right @I Am A Fish

 

Yes! Bring more of my brethren to human levels of sentience!

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

I think I’d just awaken my book to turn the pages when I say advance or reverse (depending on which way I want to go). Also turns to the correct page when I ask it to go to a particular scene, chapter, last read or book marked.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

On 12/23/2020 at 0:04 PM, Kingsdaughter613 said:

I think I’d just awaken my book to turn the pages when I say advance or reverse (depending on which way I want to go). Also turns to the correct page when I ask it to go to a particular scene, chapter, last read or book marked.

It's a physical kindle!

I would command pants to lose themselves.

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[The Young Pyromancer he/him]

A pair of socks commanded to stay paired.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

13 hours ago, The Young Pyromancer said:

A pair of socks commanded to stay paired.

Impossible. 

[ShadowX81]

On 11/19/2020 at 6:08 PM, Frustration said:

Where are you getting a skeleton that size?

Home Depot of course. 

[Daggon Forescout he/him]

On 11/19/2020 at 6:08 PM, Frustration said:

Where are you getting a skeleton that size?

Pretty sure you can cobble together random bones from large animals. As long as they're all organic you should be fine.

[The Technovore he/him]

On 5/6/2020 at 5:57 PM, Karger said:

I don't think the result is any different from putting breath into an object.

 

Holy crap the sheer amount of collateral damage NB could cause in the CR  boggles the mind.

 

EDIT: Wait crap I'm supposed to participate uhh... Awakening your dating sim game so it becomes sentient and--wait no they did that already--uhhmmm... Actually I like the idea of awakening a quantum computer, if not just to see the world burn. *laughs in Ruin*

Edited March 29, 2021 by The Technovore

[Lesser spren]

I wanted to give it to a shrimp, because they have 16 color receptors.

[The Young Pyromancer he/him]

To a lemon:

"Become lemonade"

[Frustration]

23 minutes ago, The Young Pyromancer said:

To a lemon:

"Become lemonade"

I am a Lemon.

[Tacitus]

On 3/30/2021 at 0:55 PM, Frustration said:

I am a Lemon.

But you could be lemonade.

[Frustration]

8 hours ago, Omi the Counselor said:

But you could be lemonade.

.... I am a Lemon

[The Young Pyromancer he/him]

This is awakening, not soulcasting...

Wait, no, I realized the problem.

*Draws a smiley face on the lemon to make the magic more effective*

 

...I just realized.

Awakening is the only magic system in all of fantasy where drawing a smiley face on things is actually the sign of a cunning practitioner.

[Lesser spren]

If you peeled an orange and cut the peel into a man, you could have a little nice smelling friend follow you around.

Alternativly, with the tenth heightening you can remove stains from your favourite white coat/blouse

Edited April 5, 2021 by Lesser spren

[dannnex male]

Just now, Lesser spren said:

If you peeled an orange and cut the peel into a man, you could have a little nice smelling friend follow you around.

Ah yes, that’s what my life has been missing. A tiny nice smelling man. XD

But seriously how was ‘tiny man orange’ the first thing you thought of? 

[Lesser spren]

4 minutes ago, Dannex said:

Ah yes, that’s what my life has been missing. A tiny nice smelling man. XD

But seriously how was ‘tiny man orange’ the first thing you thought of? 

Actually it was the second

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Edited April 5, 2021 by Lesser spren

[Palantir Watcher he/him]

If I had thousands of spare breaths I'd awaken the cuckoo bird in those old clocks to fly around and land on people's heads whenever the clock strikes the hours. Oooh, or maybe awaken an alarm so that it starts running up and down on people when they refuse to wake up! 

[Lesser spren]

19 hours ago, Palantir Watcher said:

If I had thousands of spare breaths I'd awaken the cuckoo bird in those old clocks to fly around and land on people's heads whenever the clock strikes the hours. Oooh, or maybe awaken an alarm so that it starts running up and down on people when they refuse to wake up! 

Perhaps with a single breathe you could make a clock out of a real, lifeless cuckoo.

[Palantir Watcher he/him]

2 hours ago, Lesser spren said:

Perhaps with a single breathe you could make a clock out of a real, lifeless cuckoo.

You're right! And a lifeless cuckoo would probably cause twice as much chaos. Honestly, awakening might be the best magic for not too harmful pranks in the Cosmere.

[Lesser spren]

On 5/5/2020 at 9:17 PM, king of nowhere said:

now i'm picturing a rich idiot giving those breaths to his pet dog.

the sapient pet dog then kills the guy for having him neutered, and take over the financial empire.

 

[Lesser spren]

On 5/27/2020 at 9:18 AM, SirWolfe said:

Awaken the vegetable garden fence to keep non-human animals from entering the garden. You'll never have to worry about losing your tomato plants again. Or we might end up with a Nightblood-fence-thing that constantly wants to "destroy vermin", and eats the soul of whatever touches it.