The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

This farted fairy dust wasn’t ordinary fairy dust however. It contained Chemical X.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Out came the Powerpuff Girls to train everyone affected by Chemical X. Butt just scratched his head.

[Silva]

Scratching your head is a sign that Chemical X has entered your brain. Not many survive the treatment to cure it, but no one survives without getting treated.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The monkeys arrived to administer the treatment. Butt and the other infected were scratching their heads even more furiously. They decided to run.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

They all tripped simultaneously.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The tripped into the Pits of Hatham.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Dangit!" one of the monkeyes cried. "I loved these arms! Now they're gonna get scraped!"

[whattheHoid she/her]

They didn't get scraped too badly as they didn't fall into the Pits of Hathsin. The Pits of Hatham were filled with soggy breadsticks that covered sharpish rocks.

[+Sorana she/her]

So they started to eat dinner.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It wasn't very good. They all complained loudly.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Then Brightlord Hatham came and demanded to know what they were doing in his Pits.

[Kidpen he/him]

They said that they weren't there by choice.

[BitBitio he/him]

 Choice walked up and shouted: "Well duh, you aren't here by me!"

[Apollyon he/him]

Choice was rather... interesting. To say the least.

[Kidpen he/him]

To say the most, she was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[Silva]

And was good friends with a woman named Mary.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Mary had a sister named Poppins; they were no relation to the infamous Mary Poppins.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who was crapaflapnasti

Edited September 5, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Mary and her sister Poppins didn't like to talk about Mary Poppins as she snapped on day and became known as the crapaflapnasti killer.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

She had lots o' kills.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The worst part was she'd sing a song that went..."It's crapaflapnasti that I have to kill you! Supercrapaflapnasti that you have to die. Crapaflapnasti is all you need to say. Supercrapaflapnastiexpialanoxious!"

[Gancho Libre he/him]

In fact, it was this song that usually was the cause of the death.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Not only was this song obnoxious, but it sing horribly off-key as Mary Poppins was stabbed in the throat by one of her victims, as a result her voice whilst singing sounded like rusty nails scraping a chalkboard. Butt and his friends shuddered at hearing that story.

[Ink he/him]

She sounded a lot like that blue guy that thought he was Mary Poppins, a cool dude.

[Kidpen he/him]

But he couldn't sing.