The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Apollyon he/him]

Correcting, wasing of the ising of the being of the decree of stupid.

[Ink he/him]

Wanting of the ising of the not existing of correcting.

[Apollyon he/him]

Notting.

[Ink he/him]

Ink rebelled against the god of words, as High Imperial was getting a bit redundant.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Wasing of the Hoid with the thinking of the talking for that do be hard. Wasing the word god revoked powers.

[Kidpen he/him]

Kidpen wondered who spiked the cherries, as now he had Ashspren's amazing dancing powers.

[Ashspren]

Ashspren was mad. How DARE Kidpen have her amazing dancing powers?!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

A gigantic poatao rolled down a hill.

[Apollyon he/him]

Apollyon have them to them. Ash must never be aloud to have good dancing skills.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The potato smashed something important on the way down.

[Apollyon he/him]

It was probably a politician.

[Kidpen he/him]

But that's not important, so it can't be that.

[Apollyon he/him]

So it was probably a dentist instead.

[Ink he/him]

The large potato came to rest at the party, and everyone made fries, hash browns, and mashed potatoes out of it.

[Ashspren]

Ash challenged Ap to a dance-off. It would be fair, seeing as the powers were Kidpen’s as of the moment. The winner got to eat the other’s mashed potatoes.

[Apollyon he/him]

But Ash would get the potatoes anyways, ‘cause Ap didn’t like them. Apollyon lets Ash have the first move.

[BitBitio he/him]

Happy b-day Ap.

 

 

Bit, Supreme Advisor to Apollyon, advised him to not let Ashspren go first.

[Ashspren]

It was too late. Ashspren started flossing. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Ap started to confetti in retaliation. Samwise Gamgee started telling everybody what else to do with the potatoes.

Edited August 31, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Rebecca she/her]

So they threw the potatoes at Samwise.

[Silva]

A ring was also thrown.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Gollum intercepted the ring and started to kiss it. It was awkward. Samwise took the potatoes and made a stew, while averting his eyes from Gollum.

[Silva]

The ring rejected Gollum.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Grrrrrrahhhhhshhhdhjfjckenhfksnebhah! My Precious, noooooo why!? I practised kissing so hard with pillows and walls for you!!!" Cried Gollum. Samwise started to dish out his stew to Butt and everyone at the party. Gollum was thrown a wriggling fish.

[Ink he/him]

Gollum bit the fish, moping over the loss of the loveses of his life. The fishes was good, but it wasn't enough for his broken heartses.