The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, there was a malfunction.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And a catch - to enter the physical world they had to become one with each other and Uncle Brandy. So they did so, albiet reluctantly. But their feelings are irrelevant.

Edited August 29, 2018 by whattheHoid

[BitBitio he/him]

PUPPIES EXPLOSIONS MYFAVORITECOLORISBLUE

They returned to the Physical World, singing the classic nursery song: 

Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor, Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hahaha how long did that take you to type out!

Rock stood there looking at everyone quizzically wondering how his name became a nursery song. Sigzil and Kaladin started to laugh boisterously. 

[BitBitio he/him]

2 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

Hahaha how long did that take you to type out!

30 seconds tops

They laughed so boisterously, a new word was invented to describe their boisterousness properly. That word was...

[Ink he/him]

Ishkadiddlyotenbotenbobobaditendatenwatentateninnish

[Ashspren]

So they laughed ishkadiddlyotenbotenbobobaditendatenwatentateninnish, until Butt/Kelsier/Brandy approached them.

[whattheHoid she/her]

These long words take me so long to read, like at least 30 seconds which feels like an eternity. 

Butt/Kelsier/Brandy, now known as Bruttsier, felt left out and wanted to be apart of this supposed hilarious joke. They were distracted though by the fact that they were conjoined to each other. So, instead they decided to find an Edgedancer who could put them back to their individual selves again.

[BitBitio he/him]

They failed.

[Ashspren]

So instead, they went to the Nightwatcher, and she granted them the boon of being separated. However, they had a terrible bane.

[Kidpen he/him]

That they would never die.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Kelsier was ok with that. He went on his separate way. Butt and Uncle Brandy decided to go to the annual Shard fair. The fair that shows the most fantastical of Shard anything, forks, plates, Plates, Blades, hairpins. All the food is in the shape of some type of Shard too. Butt went off to check out some ShardDresses; Uncle Brandy proceeded to get rip-roaringly drunk with ShardBeer (this was just beer in a Shardcup).

 

[Silva]

Except it sent them straight to slime filled pit once they changed.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then it sent them to a glitter filled pit.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Inhabited by zombified, albeit glittery and happy, nukular reactors.

Nukular is not a typo.

[Silva]

All of which was radioactive.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

So radioactive, it made everyone nearby laugh with such ishkadiddlyotenbotenbobobaditendatenwatentateninnish that there was no ishkadiddlyotenbotenbobobaditendatenwatentateninnish equivalent.

Although why radioactivity does this is a mystery.

[Kidpen he/him]

A mystery which Sherlock Holmes would have to solve.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But Sherlock Holmes was, presently, too busy laughing ishkadiddlyotenbotenbobobaditendatenwatentateninnish - ly.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So, Sherlock sent Dr. Watson instead.

[BitBitio he/him]

But Doctor Watson was also too busy laughing ishkadiddlyotenbotenbobobaditendatenwatentateninnish - ly.

[Silva]

It looked like there was no hope. The ishkadiddlyotenbotenbobobaditendatenwatentateninnish was slowly taking over everything.

[Ink he/him]

I love how I just introduced a random, nonsense, super long word and no one argues and keeps mentioning it.

Then, Hope came. She was quickly overtaken as well. Now there was [A] Hope.

[Silva]

Hope, however, laughed inprocordisdepremismal-ly. It was a laugh that sounded like a different prefix to a word each time.

Typing it out once was enough. Mobile doesn’t copy bold.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now everyone started laughing in inprocordisdepremismal -ly. It was starting to get out of hand. Someone, namely Hoid, went on to figure out why everyone was stuck laughing inprocordisdepremismal.