The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nonsensical Observation! Hoid now had the ability to Observe all things/places/people which are of a Nonsensical Nature. This comes especially handy in Hoid's line of work.

[+Sorana she/her]

So he watched a bunch of strangers write posts for a really strange thread.

[Wondercat]

He soon found a thread that was named "The longest thread (misadventures)" and got totally weirded out that it told of the past and the present. Then he saw this post, and screamed.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Loudly. He gave up his Shard to...

[whattheHoid she/her]

@Kidpen. If anyone needed a Shard of Nonsensical Observation it was Kid. So, Hoid resumed the deep dive into this random thread about nonsense.

Edited August 31, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Kelsier realized that he was being ignored and pouted. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

To which people said, "Dude, Kelsier, you're a Cognitive Shadow that is essentially immortal because you couldn't just die and you have started 2 religions where people worship you and whattheHoid isn't entirely sure that you don't have anything to do with Trell. And to top it all off you are still in contact with Sazed, the Hero of Ages. We all think you have had enough attention for now. And besides this story is about Butt Venture. You, Kelsier are just a side character in this story." 

Rant over, guys sorry, sometimes Kelsier is reminiscent of a petulant child. Seriously, this guy.

[Kidpen he/him]

50 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

@Kidpen. If anyone needed a Shard of Nonsensical Observation it was Kid. So, Hoid resumed the deep dive into this random thread about nonsense.

*nods*

Kidpen, realizing he had a shard, murdered Kelsier on whattheHoid's behalf. 

[Apollyon he/him]

And then Supreme Overlord King of the Universe, Apollyon, called for his 130th Birthday party. Everyone is invited.

[+Sorana she/her]

Kelsier was sad. He wouldn't be able to come, as he was murdered by Kidpen.

Edited August 31, 2018 by Sorana

[Rebecca she/her]

Rebecca brought the cake.

[Apollyon he/him]

Kelsier was still invited, or at least his corpse was.

[Kidpen he/him]

It smelled rather bad. Kinda ruined the party. In other news, Apollyon's title now makes no sense.

[whattheHoid she/her]

To make the party worse someone dumped Kelsier's body all over the food. whattheHoid tips her hat at Kid for an excellent Nonsensical Observation and for the swift dealings with Kelsier. 

Edited August 31, 2018 by whattheHoid

[+Doomstick he/him]

Kel was shardplate enhanced kicked out

also it doesn’t 

also happy birthday 

also also

Also the thank you card that is the god of words removed also from English 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Kelsier burst into tears, for both things that happened.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Poor Kelsier just wanted to be loved. Storm took pity on him and led him off into the sunset. Now the party was in full swing and saved by a breakdancing contest.

[Ashspren]

Ashspren won the breakdancing contest. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

That's what Ashspren thought.

[Ashspren]

 

1 minute ago, whattheHoid said:

That's what Ashspren thought.

True, actually. 

[Ink he/him]

Ink wondered who had spiked the punch, as he had just discovered he could burn aluminum. Or so he thought.

[whattheHoid she/her]

whattheHoid wondered who spiked the cheese as she now can see so many colors and auras.

[Ashspren]

Ashspren was confused. Someone had spiked away all of her amazing dancing prowess. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

The god of words has made another decree!

all must speak in high imperial!

[Ink he/him]

Wasing of the Ink with the thinking for that the decree was stupid