The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

I haven't been keeping up with this, so I'm sorry if this makes no sense. Then again, it'll fit right in if so.

This being was so hairy that the universe and cosmere gasped in collective awe.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Rubeus Hagrid found him to tell him, "You're a wizard, Hairy." But he choked up at the sight of him, realizing that he looked just like his brother Dubious Hagrid.

Edited September 10, 2018 by Firerust
Frickin forgot to bold it again

[+Doomstick he/him]

But he was very trustworthy

look up dubious if you don’t understand 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then one behind narrator put his head in his hands in response to the bad puns.

[BitBitio he/him]

A wild Plot Gap appears!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The narrators tried to fix the Plot Gap, but the Plot Gap was cunning, appearing where nobody suspected it would...

[whattheHoid she/her]

...appear just as Earth blew up, luckily, Beeblebrox saved 2 people from ultimate destruction.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Unfortunately, the Plot Gap secretly controlled these beings, like Ruin controlling those who are spiked. However, the thing the Plot Gap needed to take control of a person was...

[Ink he/him]

The last box of Nutter Butters.

I'm craving those, okay?

[whattheHoid she/her]

These were the last ever Nutter Butter's in existence, never to be eaten again. The Plot Gap laughed maniacally.

My gods, I thought I was the only one who likes Nutter Butters. Although, I am weird and like to dip the cookies in more peanut butter. Now I want some. Storm you, Inklingspren!! It's raining and cold outside and I have no Nutter Butters!!

[+Doomstick he/him]

The plot gap widens from  eating the Nutter butters 

 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now the plot has a huge cavern; now how will the narrator's close the plot gap? Perhaps with the last box of Nutter Butters?

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But Dubious Hagrid is angry at the Plot Gap wiping him off of the story after only two mentions, so he moves to steal that last Nutter Butter box.

Nutter Butters are seriously really good. You guys aren't the only ones who love them.

[Ink he/him]

NUTTER BUTTERS.

My dad found Nutter Butter cereal. ITS SO GOOD!!!

anyways...

It was a race to the box. Dubious vs Plot Gap vs @Inklingsprenvs @Firerust vs @whattheHoid. The nutter butters trembled in anticipation.

[BitBitio he/him]

John Hancock got them first and ate them all up.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then whattheHoid stabbed John Hancock on retaliation. Time was forever changed.

Nutter Butters is a cereal too!!!???? Ahhshhfjjjajwjgchcdnbjashah!!!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Narrator Firerust was so astounded at the concept of Nutter Butters cereal that he forgot about Dubious Hagrid and the hairy Aang entirely and let the Plot Gap consume them as Narrator Firerust sought out the Nutter Butter cereal while everyone else fought over the normal Nutter Butters.

[whattheHoid she/her]

whattheHoid saw Narrator Firerust sneaking away and decided to join him on his quest to find Nutter Butters cereal and promptly found it.

 

[Ink he/him]

Narrator Inklingspren found captain crunch with marshmallows. He was good at finding delicous cereal.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Narrator whattheHoid wonders if Inklingspren found the Halloween Captain Crunch cereal with marshmallows - it turns your cereal ghoulish green! ^Spooky scary skeletons!!!^

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The thought of it sent shivers down Narrator Firerust's spine.

[whattheHoid she/her]

When Firerust looks behind him, he finds the Stormfather blowing, building to a Highstorm.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Firerust wonders how he got himself into this mess in the first place and waits to be blown away now that he has eaten his Nutter Butter cereal.

[Kidpen he/him]

The Stormfather was trying to find some Krave cereal.

[Ink he/him]

And Ink was looking for his Rasin Bran, not realizing he had eaten it all last night.

Cereal. Yum. Krave is good.