The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Otherwise you’d see a spiked banana.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So everything looked faintly (eh, eh?) slimy.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But that was just a feint. The slime was an illusion.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Turn out most of this fainting, and faint feinting took place in the illusory world, not to be confused with the Cognitive Realm. The slime was from that illusory world.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

In reality, Wayne had fainted shortly after starting his journey. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Wayne had just woken up from his fainting spell which he wasn't feinting.

[Kidpen he/him]

He was still practicing that.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Wayne hadn't grasped the concept of feint faint feinting yet. Only with ideal amount of feint faint concentration could this be done.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

however, it was possible to feint the feint faint fainting. Wayne tried this, because it was easier.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Wayne was successful. Now he needed to out feint faint feint the Truly Feint Faint Feinting Faint Master. Wayne stepped up and started to warmup by doing a simple feint.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

His first try was so good that all the ladies fainted.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And these ladies weren't feinting them faints! The other ladies that didn't faint, blushed and threw their feinting faint panties in Wayne's direction.

[Ink he/him]

52 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

And these ladies weren't feinting them faints! The other ladies that didn't faint, blushed and threw their feinting faint panties in Wayne's direction.

 panties?

Wayne enjoyed the attention.

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly, the panties rose up against their overlords and started to take over the universe.

Just roll with it, I guess.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They are feinting faint panties; they're illusory ones, feinting invisible! It seemed to fit with Wayne.

Then the pants party rose up to fight the panties.

[Kidpen he/him]

So they held a presidential election.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But the votes were rigged, leading to the Grandmaster becoming president of all pants and panties.

[Silva]

The Grandmaster took advantage of this and pardoned everyone's pants from life.

[I think I am here. he/him]

But pants never truly stay pardoned...

[whattheHoid she/her]

There came a resistance of pants; to distract the Grandmaster, Wayne feint faint feinted a faint. Trying to follow Wayne the Grandmaster promptly exploded.

[I think I am here. he/him]

And then the Fire Nation attacked.

[Kidpen he/him]

Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Luckily, Sokka and Katara found him buried in ice and water. They rescued and befriended him. His name was Aang.

[Silva]

He was hairy.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He was so extraordinarily hairy, he was mistaken for a baby Wooly Wolly.