The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor berated Narrator Woodrack for going back and editing his post.

 Veeeeeery clever...

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Narrator Woodrack informed Lunamor that since he wasn't a mod he had no proof.

What? I know I'm clever, but I do not know how I earned this praise.You always quote it when you pint out a type.Always.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor, being clever, showed him a screenshot of an email that had been received that showed the original post with the spelling mistake.

I am clever too! 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Narrator Woodrack informed Lunamor of a thing called photoshop, and won the court case.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor wondered if any other witnesses had seen the misspelled post before it had been changed...

Anyone? 

[Jaywalk he/him]

I did.

Meanwhile, Butterflutter VII chased the disembodied hands of her sister.

Not about to let this die

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Black Hand, the Tower, and The Hammer From middle earth shadow of mordor. Look it up. arrived and stole the hand.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Only one hand, though. The other escaped to seek revenge.

I did too.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The other hand that escaped gathered a whole gaggle of disembodied hands so as not to feel alone.

[Lunamor she/her]

2 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

I did.

 

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

I did too.

Yay! I have won the case.

The group of hands was called a haggle. He decided that he was going to put shaving cream on their hands while they were sleeping, then startle them awake and have them smear it on their faces.

Edited February 6, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But the store was out of shaving cream so he had to use a substitute. 

[Rebecca she/her]

Maple syrup.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now he needed a spatula.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But since Narrator Firerust was making his 600th post, his true form -- Borio Singaldi -- broke through the fifth wall and intervened in the story of this universe, being officially added to this canon alongside Butt and Uncle Brandy and Tom the milkman. Borio had grown in much power since the last time he had appeared, having been enlightened by the powerful spirit of Sha'Gi. Now, Borio could topple all the ghanderflaffles with his mustache at only 0/04% of his power. Then he stole all their maple syrup and poured it on his swirl eagersmart applegrove muffins. After that, he stole the aforementioned spatula and cast it into the fires of Mount Doom because it was so frickin cool and he didn't want anything to compete with his cane. The cane became a Sentient Awakened Object and started speaking to Borio, making him think he was insane and putting him into a state of paranoia and depression. But Borio Singaldi overcame this hardship by eating a...

[Snipexe he/him]

wooden table

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because Borio was actually a beaver.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But he was a sad beaver, as his teeth were only half the size of the other beaver's teeth.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The other beaver was an alcoholic.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He was a fun drunk though, unless he got into some wood grain alcohol.

[Lunamor she/her]

Like if he were to eat a... wooden table.

[whattheHoid she/her]

His friends set up an intervention.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Because it seemed appropriate.

[+Sorana she/her]

They forced him to dance for a while after each glass he drank.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

As all good friends would do.

[BitBitio he/him]

18 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Narrator Lunamor wondered if any other witnesses had seen the misspelled post before it had been changed...

Anyone? 

So did I.

The narrators chose to ban Woodrack.