The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Who unknowingly worked for Borio Singaldi.

[Lunamor she/her]

Who was extremely fond of saying “It’s-a me, Borio!”

Edited February 7, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

He had a brother named Ruigi.

[Lunamor she/her]

They both wouldn’t quit jumping into large sewer pipes. It was quite a problem.

[Le Sigh]

Last time, Ruigi got Rat Fever while looking for Princess Peach, who currently was fighting crime alongside Adam Hunter as well as Charles Xavier (who was making up for the absence of Butt).

[Snipexe he/him]

Franz the king of the Sausageverse came to the school

[Lunamor she/her]

for gifted youngsters to give a lecture on...

Edited February 7, 2019 by Lunamor

[Snipexe he/him]

his goal to become the new leader of the school

[Lunamor she/her]

The kids didn’t like this. They loved Professor X because he gave them free...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Shardblades! This was a bit of a problem because...

[Le Sigh]

Shardblades were illegal in Canada.

[Lunamor she/her]

Noooooo! This was my 1000th post, and I was planning on doing something special for it.  Although, I have had so many accidental double posts need to be combined by mods that I have no idea what my 1000th post actually will be...

Also, giving a bunch of soul servering swords to a large group of adolescents is a very, very bad idea.

Edited February 7, 2019 by Lunamor

[Snipexe he/him]

or a very fun one

[Lunamor she/her]

It depends if you are an adolescent or not.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Canadian adolescents grabbed a Shardblade and started an anime montage!!!

It's ok, Lunamor! My 2,000th post was lackluster as well. Not that yours was, but I was planning something special for it and I didn't realize I got there. I wasn't expecting that I would spend this much time on the Shard.

Edited February 7, 2019 by whattheHoid

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

I was planning on my 501st post being Star Wars related, but I accidentally frivolously used it on a comment on a piece of artwork. What's done is done.

The anime montage was very cheesy. So cheesy, in fact, that...

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

That the Breadmanks were overthrown.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And the ghanderflaffles regained control.

[Rebecca she/her]

And nacho cheese rained from the sky.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Somewhere out there, there existed a reason for all these occurrences. But it was all irrelevant. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

People everywhere crumpled under the weight of their individual irrelevancy.

[Lunamor she/her]

But, as that made no contribution to the story, that was also irrelevant.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Narrator Firerust wondered why no one else noticed the sudden introduction of the all new Breadmanks, who sought to dominate the Breadmunks, Breadmunks, Breadmounks, and all other forms of Breadm*nks.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was because there was a disease that killed off most of the Breadm*nks natural predators, ducks.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The ducks became Lord of all the Breadmunks and their varieties. Butt Venture was called and hired by the Breadmunks Council to deal with the aforementioned Lordly and tyrannical ducks once and for all.