The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But the Venezuelans weren't popular among the Canadians.

Edited February 5, 2019 by 17SarcasticGhanderflaffles

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Because Ghanderflaffles hated Canadians.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

But mostly because the Voidapples hated Venezuelans.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They hated them because of the war fought by their ancestors many years ago.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was over who got to sit in the front seat.

[StormblessedSurvivor he/him]

They ended up sitting on the seat together.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

At least, the ones who made it out alive. The car had leather seats. It was intense.

[BitBitio he/him]

In tents.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Then they realized it was stupid to drive a car in a tent, so they went spelunking instead.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

In tents.

[BitBitio he/him]

In a car.

[Lunamor she/her]

In the front seat.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Made of leather.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

In the ocean.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because why not?

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

It sounded fun.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Breadmunks came and said, "If something seems fun, it is obviously not fun, as fun does not exist, like all of you. You are figments of our imagination, which is why you keep forgetting about us. Of course, this argument and its lack of logic is quite obviously, irrelevant, so we shall allow you to have us as we normally are. Suddenly."

Edited February 5, 2019 by Darth Woodrack

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The Breakmonks, being jealous that their entire existence was due to a typo of the word 'Breadmunks', used this illogical argument of the Breadmunks' as proof that the Breakmunks were no longer worthy to be superior over the Breadmonks. The Breadmonks appealed to the Breadmounkian court, which was governed by Breadmounks, which were being that existed as part Breadmonk and part Breadmunk, stating that the Breadmonks were totally logical, while the Breadmunks were, obviously, not. However, the Breadmounks deflected this claim by reminded the jury that Breadmunks are simply chipmunks but made of bread, and thus are not supposed to be logical. Also, the Breadmunks are not the Breadmonk's superiors, because of a prior law passed by the Breadmounks that granted equality to every Breadm*nk, regardless of the vowel between the 'm' and the 'n'.

Edited February 5, 2019 by Gancho Libre

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then the evil Breadmanks came and cast down the breadmounks and made themselves supreme rulers of the Breadm*nks and forced the Breadmonks to serve them, and the Breadmunks to be beast of burden.

Edited February 5, 2019 by Darth Woodrack

[Jaywalk he/him]

Unless they got aggressive.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

But decided this had to change.

[Lunamor she/her]

But, being an irrelevant character, was unable to do anything. Butt, however, was relevant and therefore could change things.

Edited February 5, 2019 by Lunamor

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

But, But was Butt's father and the second T in butt's name is to signify that he is the second but, so he was very powerful, even though he was just a irrelevant as everyone else.

Edited February 5, 2019 by Darth Woodrack

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor wondered how someone could “chull”.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Narrator Woodrack wondered where Lunamor had gotten this question from.