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Breadmunks came and said, "If something seems fun, it is obviously not fun, as fun does not exist, like all of you. You are figments of our imagination, which is why you keep forgetting about us. Of course, this argument and its lack of logic is quite obviously, irrelevant, so we shall allow you to have us as we normally are. Suddenly."

Edited by Darth Woodrack
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The Breakmonks, being jealous that their entire existence was due to a typo of the word 'Breadmunks', used this illogical argument of the Breadmunks' as proof that the Breakmunks were no longer worthy to be superior over the Breadmonks. The Breadmonks appealed to the Breadmounkian court, which was governed by Breadmounks, which were being that existed as part Breadmonk and part Breadmunk, stating that the Breadmonks were totally logical, while the Breadmunks were, obviously, not. However, the Breadmounks deflected this claim by reminded the jury that Breadmunks are simply chipmunks but made of bread, and thus are not supposed to be logical. Also, the Breadmunks are not the Breadmonk's superiors, because of a prior law passed by the Breadmounks that granted equality to every Breadm*nk, regardless of the vowel between the 'm' and the 'n'.

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