BitBitio he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 As were his ytinas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Narrator Ghanderflaffle decided to take a vacation to Universe K to be with her own kind. She was very happy with all the ghanderflaffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 But the ghanderflaffles, however, were not happy with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 The only logical course of action was for the ghanderflaffles to assassinate @Archer! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 (edited) Unexpectedly, Archer reacted by switching to first-person narration. I set down my fork, gazing at the pistol the ghanderflaffle had placed on the table. I suddenly became very aware of every background noise that I'd previously tuned out in the crowded restaurant. "If you kill me," I said as calmly as I could, "you won't leave here alive."Seemingly unperturbed, the ghanderflaffle allowed his fingers to tip toe towards the gun, caressing its sleek metal body, before tightening into a firm grip around the hilt. He raised it so that it was level with my eyes, then slowly clicked off the safety. "And if you kill me," he responded, "no one leaves here alive."Three heartbeats later I blacked out. Edited February 1, 2019 by Archer 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Narrator Archer immediately got shot in the head for talking in first person. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 You try writing your death scene in third person. It's disconcerting. Narrator Archer instinctively squeezed the trigger of the gun in his hand, shooting Narrator #Voidapple in the head too. Then Archer died, a maniacal grin plastered on his face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohadon he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Mimes quickly silenced the rest of the narrators so they never talked about the mysterious death of Archer and #Voidapple 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Voidapple of course survived, just not #Voidapple, the Narrator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 (edited) Voidapple will always prevail! Is what the narrators would have said had they not been silenced. Edited February 1, 2019 by Jaywalk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 So then Bit threw a rock. At. A. Rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 The Rock's name was Billy Joe Bob Johnson, Duke of Buttington castle of Venture lane, liege to Freddie Bob Jillian Cowsocks the fourth, the fifth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 The Fifth was lonely because nobody likes him. Even fourth, who was secretly a ghanderflaffle, hated The Fifth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Secretly A. Ghanderflaffle is the Fourth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Narrator SD was sad that no one said "The minor fall, the major Lift" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Sad That No One Said "The Minor Fall, The Major Lift" was quite odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 (edited) Suddenly, the Fanshendi champion of Forium Le Sigh appeared! Edit: I'm afraid for what will happen to Le Sigh ;-; Edited February 1, 2019 by Le Sigh ;-; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Then they died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Narrator Silva had fallen helplessly behind the last few pages and decided that Butt Venture was alive again (if he even was still dead) and he was walking his pet potato down a road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 The potato was THE POTATO!! TUBA raged and attacked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 (edited) The TUBA tripped over the fallen corpse of Le Sigh into a bottomless hole. LEVEL UP!!! Le Sigh has risen from Level -1 to Level 0, making him alive again. Edited February 1, 2019 by Le Sigh resurectin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 But he was still relatively useless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Completely useless, actually. All said in jest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Causing him to become irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 Being irrelevant shunted Le Sigh out of this madness thread and into his own private forum. "Thank Forium," Le Sigh said as he went off to soak his feet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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