Borio Singaldi Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Narrator Firerust weeped mournfully at the fact that he had missed the monumental occasion. Yoda comforted him by saying "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." Unfortunately, this translated to Narrator speak as "Suck it up, you little whiner", so Firerust just cried even more. He wondered what the point of continuing to post on here would be now that the goal of the thread was achieved. He felt an emptiness in his soul, one not too different from the feeling of finishing a book series one puts all of their soul into and has no idea what to do with their life now that there is nothing left to read. Or in this case, write. Spoiler And then a thermonuke hit him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 (edited) Narrator Lunamor decided to cheer everyone up because Narrator Firerust was being depressing. So he brought everyone some of his celebratory stew, stew had had been simmering for weeks in preparation for this monumentous occasion. Kermit was there too (@The Forumlurker, there’s your final missing universe). Edited January 29, 2019 by Lunamor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 A pygmy puff appeared spontaneously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Narrator Lunamor squealed with delight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Spaghet noodl also is much yummy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Narrator Lunamor wanted to know exactly what a “spaghet noodl” was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Narrator Xinoehp got out his letters and turned the spaghet noodl into space noodle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Butt desperately wanted one of this space noodles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Narrator Kidpen inturrupted the story to weep at the realization that he missed the most important advent of The Longest Thread ever. Also to suggest that perhaps a new thread should be created with the same purpose until it beats this one, and so on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Snip disagreed, as he believed that they needed to continue this thread until it beat both the question threads and the random stuff threads combined 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Luna agreed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Forumlurker didn't say a single word 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Axelius smiled. He had been here for the momentous occasion. He clapped, slowly, as he reclined back in his spinny chair. "Well," he said, "here's to another two hundred fifty, guys!" He toasted the air with a glass of orange juice, and immediately regretted it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 For it spilled all over his suit, hardening into a material as strong as concrete within 3 seconds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Everyone fretted as to what on Roshar was in that orange juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Yoda didn't care about the orange juice and started singing to celebrate his second time in this thread. "If out there on the beach, I had your giant feet, I could have outrun those birds..." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Hoid figured that we would keep going with this thread and make the longest Thread of all time. This will be our Magnum Opus! There is so much more of Butt Venture to tell! And of course.... Voidapple!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Butt ate Voidapple 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Yoda didn’t care, and kept singing. “Rockin, rockin and rollin. Down to the beach I’m strollin. But the seagulls poke at my head- not fun! I said seagulls, mmm, stop it now!” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Butt ate Yoda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Yoda retaliated by eating Butt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 They both became Force Ghosts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 And then got Harmony to reattach their Force Ghosts to bodies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Suddenly, Breadmunks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 The Breadmunks decided to try thier hand at eating Harmony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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