The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

Bit began to wonder if he was actually an experiment by Shroedinger, which is probably spelled wrong. 

[MacThorstenson he/him]

They are challenging us. 

14 hours ago, King Taravangian said:

Alright people, step up your winning, we've got almost half the pages of The Longest Thread.  We can take 'em down.  

And also:

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I Win.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Vogelsang he/him]

Just then a Last Postian attacked.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Shard of Thought was conflicted. She loved both threads and wanted them to get along. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid wished Last Post thread good luck at beating the wacky and wild adventures of Butt Venture.

[Kidpen he/him]

But the Last Post thread had no luck. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Their Luck and Fortune pestered out quite quickly.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And was stored in spare Hemalurgic spikes in preparation for the ultimate thread war.

[BitBitio he/him]

Bit declared that everyone must choose a side! AND I CHOOSE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kidpen he/him]

Kidpen chooses a certain side that may or may not be THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Narrator Ganvcho came back to life and chose the Last Post Wins, while Narrator Gancho chose the Longest Thread.

There were many headaches that would follow.

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor was unsure which thread’s side to choose.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle would always choose this side and she pressured Narrator Lunamor to do the same. She pressured him with the secret of the 10th pancake.

[Lunamor she/her]

Already knowing the secret of the tenth pancake, Narrator Lunamor could not be pressured and just decided to help both threads.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle was disappointed and searched through her metalminds frantically to find something else to pressure with.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Narrator Beantheboy comes to this thread to pressure Narrator Lunamor into helping the thread, "The Last Post Wins" more than this thread. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Narrator Jaywalk remained with this side, but quickly realized that it would be better settled in the Superfight.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Xinoehp expressed his displeasure that the Last Post people claimed to win, when in fact, no one would could ever know they had actually won. He pledged his support to the Longest Thread.

Uncle Brandy stepped up to the table. Around were gathered all the characters ever created by the Longest Thread.

"As the first true character, I implore all of you to action."

[Snipexe he/him]

Narrator Snip joined Xino in his pledge. "We must defeat these Last Posters, even if we have to do it post by post."

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Narrator Spook'o said: "Post by Post, you must defeat the Last Posters."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

 

“Come,” said Uncle Brandy. “Let us prove ourselves superior, in length and in content!”

[Snipexe he/him]

Butt lifted his sword, and let loose a war cry.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Shard of Thought took a breath. She had decided. She would support The Longest Thread. It had won its reputation through devoted hard work and having seen the full beauty of the story, she knew she must defend it. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

The ghanderflaffles approved.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Breadmanks returned for revenge.