The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Good luck!

Which included eating progressively bigger objects, starting with a speck of meteor dust...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Then moving on to a quarter of a grape.

[+Sorana she/her]

And then to a whole apple.

[BitBitio he/him]

Then, the cosmere.

[Kidpen he/him]

cosmere is the name of a very nice pinapples.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly, Breadmuunks.

[BitBitio he/him]

Suddenly, not.

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, suddenl...

[Rebecca she/her]

y

[whattheHoid she/her]

'Y' the sometimes vowel was happy that finally he was being recognized in this story and pushed for more screen time.

[Turtle373 he/him]

His push for more screen time was denied

[Rebecca she/her]

In fact, the next post would be a whole paragraph, and would contain no ‘y’s.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Y protested by writing the next paragraph:

      YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Haha! If nothing else, I got that screen time! YYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" said Y.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"But Y isn't even a vowel!" Narrator Ganvcho complained.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Sometimes I am!" Said Y.

Spoiler

(This consonant sound, like that of the letter W, is sometimes called a 'semivowel' because it is made in a similar way to a vowel, but functions in contrast to vowels when used in words.) Whether the letter Y is a vowel or a consonant is therefore rather an arbitrary decision.

 

Edited December 12, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"But... but..." Narrator Ganvcho struggled to come up with a comeback.

Edited December 12, 2018 by Ookla the Libre

[Rebecca she/her]

He couldn’t. Y was just too awesome.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Y became awesomely great, so awesome that he had gathered a lot of enemies.

[Turtle373 he/him]

But because Y was so awesome he had gathered even more allies.

[Kidpen he/him]

Al y's, in fact.

[+Sorana she/her]

They stood on a large rock, held an "y" up in the air and listened to the shouting of the other letters, calling the "Ys" King.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Z was sad because nobody loved him.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But don't forget

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly, Breadmuunks.