The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

And since everyone was impressed at whattheHoid's knowledge of Yiddish termanology they ate donuts. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

They were particularly impressed as whattheHoid isn't even Jewish, at least not enough to count. whattheHoid was impressed that people saw through her Ookla.

[+Sorana she/her]

So they ate even more donuts.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Jim, who had OCD, decided that donuts with holes was too much to take, so he bought 756 donut holes and began filling them in.

[Blessed peace he/him]

Then jim heard that there are Chanukah donuts with no hole im the middle so he bought 1000 of them and started to hole them.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But he didn't know what to do with all the holes and they started to fill the room.

Edited December 3, 2018 by Ookla the Sarcastic

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Which prompted people to incorporate an additional Christmas spirit by singing the beloved classic Oh Holey Night.

[Snipexe he/him]

Then Butt stabbed Jim in the back

What a perfect 666 post

Edited December 3, 2018 by Ookla the Skeptical

[+Sorana she/her]

Jim screamed as loud as he could!

[RoadWalker he/him]

Sabrina screamed. Alfonzo screamed. Even Fernando screamed.

But Esmeralda didn't scream. She never screamed. She let out a quiet exhale from her nose because it wasn't actually scary enough to scream out loud.

Edited December 3, 2018 by Ookla the Scrawny

[whattheHoid she/her]

Esmeralda was a scudding baddy. She weren't a scared of anything! She started to hurl minorahs everywhere in retaliation.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Oh, I'm sorry Jim," Butt said. "You know, you really shouldn't be around while I'm picketing my fence!"

[Silva]

Jim didn't respond because, well, because he was now an earthworm.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Jim the Earthworm decided to go to Disney World.

As he approached the entrance gates, weary and half baked from the hot Florida sun, a tourist stepped upon Jim and stuck him to the asphalt.

Edited December 4, 2018 by Ookla the Scrawny

[+Doomstick he/him]

*OOF!!*

[Gancho Libre he/him]

*BIDOOF!!*

[Kidpen he/him]

*PIKACHUUUUUUUUU!!*

[Gancho Libre he/him]

*potato.*

[Rebecca she/her]

*Guacomole!*

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

*Salsa!*

[RoadWalker he/him]

Alas (despite his cries and pleas in the human tongue of which he little understood), Jim was alone. He warmly welcomed the embrace of solitude, knowing these were his last hours, nay, minutes! Jim the Earthworm, dying in the streets of Orlando, with nothing but the cold hard surface of the road to comfort him in his utter despair. So close, and yet, still so far! Poor Jim, the worm who never reached Disney World. Jim, the worm who was squished into the ground below like a little tattoo, forever scarring the little patch of asphalt before the gates to paradise. Oh woe is Jim! His fate doth befall many a kindred spirit, both worm and man! For what is the life of a worm to a human? Yea, even the worm's death unto a person? Heed these words, lest your death be as Jim's, forgotten and faded away! He goes to be with his fellow fallen worm-brethren. May his frail, wriggling frame be forever remembered in the hearts of those who held him most dear, in this life or the next.

Farewell, Jim, farewell.

Edited December 4, 2018 by Ookla the Scrawny

[whattheHoid she/her]

Jim was buried with all the other dead Disney Employees, in the not so secret graveyard guarded by Scar and his hyena slaves.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The hyenas didn't want to be called slaves; instead, they petitioned to become servants that never get paid.

Edited December 4, 2018 by Ookla the Libre

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then the orange man put a travel ban on them.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But they just wanted to be yo-yo men. But the orange man, who was a yo-yo man, never answered them. He just kept yo-ing.