The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

People stared at the talking orange, amazed that he could yo-yo so fast. The hyenas tried to yo-yo faster to repeal the ban, alas that didn't work, so they called the blue man as he was of a complementary color to the talking orange and calmed him down with some You-whoos. The hyenas yo-yo-ed in relief.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Scar was mad that his slaves were learning to yo-yo. As is tradition, yo-yo-ing is reserved only for the highest ranking in society.

[Rebecca she/her]

So Scar called the man in the yellow hat to help him stop this nonsense.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Oh no! Politics! Everything is ruined!

[BitBitio he/him]

Everything was completely broke.

[+Sorana she/her]

Thankfully Butt had some molten cheese to glue everything together.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Thankfully Butt was always prepared.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

But was unprepared for bunny death commandos, how ever.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But Thankfully Butt was.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Butt was always prepared. He used But as a shield. But was killed by highly trained killing rabbits. Butt did not die. He was prepared.

 

Smart Butt.

Edited December 5, 2018 by Ookla the Scrawny

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The bunny death commandos were full born, incredibly powerful sand masters, occulators, skybreakers, elantrians, epics, and awakens of the 10000000th awakening. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

The leader of the bunny death commandos was named Fluff -a- NutterButt. He was adorably soft. Butt recruited But to adopt one as a pet.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

They were also ten feet tall, had humanoid skeletons, and they were completely vicious and would kill everything in sight, including their Gerbil counterparts, the Gerbil Death Commandos.

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt felt small in comparison, almost unimportant, but then he remembered: he was BUTT.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Thankfully Butt stole Butt's identity.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The bunnies charged at him, with infinite speed, strength, healing, and an army of awakened gerbil skeletons.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt Farted.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The bunnies all took massive scythes and swung them at Butt's face, directed to slash straight through him, and kill him on the spot.

[Snipexe he/him]

The scythes bounced off Butt

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt Farted louder and longer. He executed the highest Fart known to Fartomancers - the Whopper Rotten Swirly Twirly Fart.

[+Sorana she/her]

The bunnies ran away screaming, clutching their noses.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt high fives himself. "Still got it!" Said Butt. "Fist bump!"

[Silva]

And Narrator Silva had yet again fallen behind and was confused.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Shhhhhhh." Said Butt "Have a cookie and a noseplug; it's super smelly over here."

[Silva]

Silva didn't trust that the cookie was spike-free. She asked Butt for clarification on that.