The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It's economy was dirt related.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And we have come full circle to the first page, which was about a planet that sold dirt or something.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

OR SOMETHING??? SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE FICTIONAL CITY THAT WAS MADE UP AND ABANDONED IN THE SPACE OF FIVE POSTS!!!

Edited December 14, 2018 by Ookla the Libre

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

In favor of Butt's quest for a ghanderflaffle, which was also abandoned.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

As was an unrelevant little cloth doll, left in the falling snow.

[Kidpen he/him]

The doll was actually very relevant through the power of unbolded sentneces.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly, Chipmunks, riding breadmunk fire gryphons.

[BooksBeforeDeath]

Appeared to capture the fools of this universe.

[BitBitio he/him]

Like Superman.

[Kidpen he/him]

Everyone was annoyed at Superman's Foolery.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So Tom came to get his Foolery back.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt stole Thom’s Foolery 

[RoadWalker he/him]

Thumb stole Thom's Foolery from Butt. But Thumb turned the phrase from Tom Foolery to Thumb Fallacy.

Superman just sighed; names were so confusing. Tom...Butt...Thom...But...Thumb...But Thumb...

So many butts and thumbs.

Edited December 16, 2018 by roadworkahead...

[whattheHoid she/her]

All Buts, Toms, Thumbs, Fooleries, and Butts exploded in confusion and melded into one being, known as Butthom Tombutoolery.

[Kidpen he/him]

Butthom Tombutoolery was incredibly confused.

[Silva]

And the world exploded...again.

[whattheHoid she/her]

This time everyone turned into Confusionspren.

[BitBitio he/him]

Which was even more confusing.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They were so confused, everything was renamed Confusmere.

[BitBitio he/him]

Again, it was supremely confusing.

[Kidpen he/him]

Confuzziling, even. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Confuzziling, even. 

[Blessed peace he/him]

So nobody knew what to do he needed to disconfuse everything butt didn't know how.

[+Sorana she/her]

Then he had a great idea: He would sit down and wait until everybody got tired of being confused.

[BitBitio he/him]

And then Everyone Else would sit down.