The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

Nobody wanted the breadmuunks, so they died. All of them. No exceptions.

[+Ark1002]

And they were banned from the 17th shard. Which was worse then dying.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly, they returned.

[Turtle373 he/him]

Suddenly, they disappeared.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And imploded, exploded by the chanting of the Cult of Y.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They utterly ceased to exist 

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Hurrah!" Cried the Y's.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Then their friends the Ws killed the Ys, and allowed the breadmunks to return.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But the breadmunks never left 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

They had just ignored the Ys, and now lit themselves on fire, to become gryphin(?) creatures and stood their ground.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But the ground couldn't stand them.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The ground went away, whilst Butt stood in the background waving his arms wildy yelling, "Hey! What about me!?"

[Kidpen he/him]

But nobody wanted Butt to come back, Butt but did. 

[Turtle373 he/him]

But the Y's are more interesting then Butt, so Butt was sad.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Nobody patted Butt on the back.

"Don't worry," Nobody said. "I want your back,"

[Kidpen he/him]

It was a very nice back.

[BitBitio he/him]

*shudders*

[Turtle373 he/him]

Nobody gave Butt a cookie to help him feel better.

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt was sad that he didn't have a cookie.

[+Sorana she/her]

Thankfully Anybody made some cookies as well - without sugar though.

[BitBitio he/him]

Sugar was offended that Anybody had made cookies without her!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Sugar proceeded to make cookies without Anybody in retaliation.

[BitBitio he/him]

Retaliation, you see, was the name of Sugar's hometown.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

It was actually the city described on Page 1, but because so much time had passed, it had been renamed multiple times.

[BitBitio he/him]

Multiple Times, you see, was the name of the town.