The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

None was given.

[RoadWalker he/him]

The Nuns were the ones who gave away None.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Nuns made the cookies and were not to be trusted.

[+Sorana she/her]

But everybody trusted the cookies.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Especially since the Dark Side had them too.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So everyone ate and feasted on cookies!!!

[+Doomstick he/him]

Spiked cookies 

[Kidpen he/him]

Spiked eggnog cookies.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Spiked eggnog cookies dipped in chocolate!

[BitBitio he/him]

And a partridge in a pear tree.

[+Sorana she/her]

"All hail the pear tree!" Butt called out loudly.

Edited December 9, 2018 by Sorana

[Silva]

It was the only safe and not spiked thing.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Pear Tree became adorned with colorful sashes and worshipped as a god. The religion was dubbed Pearism.

[+Sorana she/her]

Every year they held a feast to honor the tree.

Edited December 9, 2018 by Sorana

[Silva]

It was called: The Feast of the Pears.

[+Sorana she/her]

And it involved a lot of dancing and drinking. And cake. With pears of course.

[Rebecca she/her]

The feasting and dancing lasted a whole day.

Edited December 9, 2018 by Ookla the Taco

[Kidpen he/him]

Because nobody could figure out how to end it without being awkward. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone did pear faces and dances and dressed as pears. And for 40 days and nights ate nothing but pears in preparation for the great feast!

[+Sorana she/her]

And then the moment they all had waited for arrived...

[Kidpen he/him]

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was pear-shaped 

[Rebecca she/her]

It was also the size of a pear.

[Kidpen he/him]

It wad the color of a pear. 

[Silva]

It also tasted like a pear - not that Anyone was eating it.