Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a high-five from a llama riding a water buffalo.

Inserts logic.

[DreamEternal]

You get a high-five from a llama riding a water buffalo.

Inserts logic.

You get a giant logicspren that thinks it is the Highstorm.

Inserts lightnings.

[Curiosity he/him]

You get lots of magical glass and a broken machine. Again. 

 

*Introduces disgruntled technician*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

He gets pummeled by Stormgate's elder god, and Hoid fixes the machine himself.

 

*inserts coin like we were supposed to*

[Mestiv he/him]

You get a chouta.

 

*insert an insertion*

[Curiosity he/him]

*BWAAH!* You get-*BWAAH!* Ahem! You get-*BWAAH!* Fine, fine, you get Dream is Collapsing from Inception.

 

*Inserts muffin*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a poorly disguised Hemalurgic spike courtesy of the Dark Alley bakery

(I am not pledging allegiance to the DA.)

Inserts High Epic.

[ThirdGen]

You get smoke rings with Gandalf.

 

*inserts William S. Sessions*

[Kynedath]

You get a sense of amiability with all other Sanderfans

 

*Inserts moral uncertainty*

[Citadel16 he/him]

you get nightblood!

 

insert my keyboard.

[Mark IV he/him]

You get a computer spren!

*inserts Scadrial*

Edited January 15, 2016 by Mark IV

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

You get Nalthis.

 

*inserts cosmological cosmerological constant*

[Mark IV he/him]

You get "Error! Unidentified variable. Please re-enter."

*inserts the same thing.*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get "Error! Unidentified variable. Please re-enter."

*inserts the same thing.*

[Alfa he/him]

Well, you get "Error! Unidentified variable. Please re-enter." Have you already tried to turn it off and on again?

 

 

*Pulls plug out of socket and inserts it again*

[Stormgate he/him]

The machine glitches and tries to take over the globe.

Inserts Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[DreamEternal]

The machine glitches and tries to take over the globe.

Inserts Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

The machine becomes the globe.

*Inserts existential question*

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

The screen displays "42"

 

*inserts chewed bubble-gum*

[ThirdGen]

You get a bedpost overnight.

 

*inserts instruction not to chew it*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a slip of paper saying: "WHY ARE YOU CHEWING ON BEDPOSTS YOU WEIRDO."

*inserts bedpost with teeth marks*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get a pug-oak

*inserts crimson gems*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get spheres! They're all dun...

 

*inserts a completely normal and non-sonic screwdriver*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get high-caliber Coinshot ammo

*inserts gold and tiefling garb*

[Citadel16 he/him]

you get a pile of bananas

 

*inserts savage remarks to troll*

[Mestiv he/him]

You get more trolls.

*inserts a cucumber*