Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[+Slowswift]

You get a pissed-off redhead.

 

*inserts David's notes*

[Young Bard he/him]

You get a very large explosion

 

*insert 3 wild chimpanzees*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get the copyedit an infinite number of chimpanzees wrote up.

Inserts the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Glamdring804]

You get panic.

 

*inserts Shardpiano*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get an irritated Dula.

Insert Aon Aon.

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get a radiant radiant

*inserts koloss dakhor monk*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a crossover!

*inserts pug Radiant*

[Seonid he/him]

You get a Voidbringer cat!

*inserts litter of cute kittens*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get a cute kitten's litter!

*insets wordplay*

[ThirdGen]

You get gotten, get me?

 

*inserts your confusion*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get a slick, laser shooting pug, riding a pure narwhal that is belching rainbows.

*inserts awesomeness*

[Seonid he/him]

You get Lift stealing your food!

*inserts patented Lift-proof anti-theft device*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get loudspeakers shouting Realmatic minutiae. (You can sell these to other Sharders for quite a bit...  )

 

*inserts a potato that's pretending to be a rock*

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

You get a potato peeler that's pretending to be a stick.

 

*inserts a raisin I found in my pants pocket that might actually be rabbit droppings*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get an unpacked Snicker that may not be a Snicker

*inserts COOOOOOKIES*

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

The vending machine spikes you with feruchemic bendalloy.

 

*inserts Maneki-Neko*

 

edit for link about maneki-neko

Edited December 22, 2015 by EagleOfTheForestPath

[Alfa he/him]

You get a "what the damnation are you talking about?"

*Inserts big bendalloy question mark*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get an unbendedalloy exclamation point!

 

*inserts stormwarden glyphs*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get 133t speak.

*inserts green ship*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a stick

Inserts Highstorm.

[Glamdring804]

You get storming high! Dude.

 

 

*inserts sonic shard-driver*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a perturbed Doctor.

Insert TARDIS.

[ThirdGen]

You get the low-calorie substitute they stocked instead.

 

*inserts complaint*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get Luke Skywalker

Inserts Luke Skybreaker

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get Han Solo

Inserts HanSol