Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Mark IV he/him]

You get a sea cucumber.

*inserts brain*

GAH! That didn't work. What's the code for inserting a hyperlink again? I forgot..

Edited January 20, 2016 by Mark IV

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get a nervous system to complete the set!

*kaeps sdrawkcab stresni*

[Alfa he/him]

y0u 937 13375p38k (wow, never thought you could put so many numbers in one leet-speak-sentence)

 

*inserts cold* i catched one some days ago.

Edited January 22, 2016 by Alfa

[KaIadin he/him]

*caught

You get another cold 

 

*inserts finger*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get the whole hand

*inserts KFC*

[ThirdGen]

You get Los Pollos Hermanos.

 

*inserts legitimate bookkeeping*

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get Los Pollos Hermanos.

 

*inserts legitimate bookkeeping*

 

You get work.  You chose poorly.

 

*inserts a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater*

[Citadel16 he/him]

you get a bag of chips.

(or are they?  )

 

*inserts Stormgate*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a very angry member of the 17th Shard and an upvote.

 

Inserts lost wallet

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a gauss gun!

 

*inserts Mistborn: Secret History*

[Seonid he/him]

You get a note from Amazon saying it's not available til the 30th.

 

*inserts Bands of Mourning spoilers*

[DreamEternal]

You get a note from Amazon saying it's not available til the 30th.

*inserts Bands of Mourning spoilers*

You get a paid vacation with Koloss warlords, you brute!

*inserts a sword broken by the Blackthorn.*

[ThirdGen]

You get a Shadowlord <shiver>...

*inserts the Codex of Ultimate Wisdom*

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

You get a Secular Humanism pamphlet.

 

*inserts agnostic divinity (aka Lightsong)*

[Citadel16 he/him]

you get an enhanced breath and some memory loss.

 

*insert stolen gauss gun

Edited February 1, 2016 by warriormark16

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get subterfuge.

I wonder what would happen if....

*inserts Twimom*

[Citadel16 he/him]

you get true freedom...

 

 

*insert lame joke about racism*

Edited February 1, 2016 by warriormark16

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Here, you get rolled eyes and gentle admonitions. Good thing you didn't insert it on YouTube. You'd have gotten a flame war.

*inserts abstract art*

[Edgedancer he/him]

You get a screaming crowd.

 

*inserts insanity inducing chouta*

[Mark IV he/him]

You get.... duh.... insanity.

*inserts the TARDIS*

[Citadel16 he/him]

you get a very unhappy time lord.

 

 

*Insert rolled eyes and gentle admonitions.*

[Mark IV he/him]

You get a lot of emojis. (Especially the rolley eyed ones)

*inserts warriormark's favourite character*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get.. Warrior mark!

*inserts Brandon Sanderson*

[Citadel16 he/him]

you get the complete cosmere works, a delicious sandwich, and a note saying "HELP!, I'm stuck in a vending machine"

 

*inserts llama*

Edited February 5, 2016 by warriormark16

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get, a can of Investiture juice, just add water!

*inserts Shallan and Kaladin*