Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Baine he/him]

*Burp*

 

 

*Inserts all this holiday sugary stuff that keeps accumulating*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get diabetes

*Inserts Wayne's accent collection*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get diabetes

*Inserts Wayne's accent collection*

*inserts a tardis traveling towards Roshar.*

Edited December 18, 2015 by The Honor Spren

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get Rose dressed to terrify the most liberal of Alethi prudes. 

 

*shudder*

 

*inserts rock that looks like a face*

[Alfa he/him]

You get a very annoyed Rock. You managed to hit him with the rock.

 

*Inserts petition in Alethi to stop posting such improper pictures like above*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get a very annoyed Rock. You managed to hit him with the rock.

*Inserts petition in Alethi to stop posting such improper pictures like above*

You get an offended lighteyes send you this.

*inserts a scandal*

Edited December 19, 2015 by The Honor Spren

[DreamEternal]

You get a lynch mob!

*inserts Kelsier*

[Alfa he/him]

Well...combinated with a lynch mob that results in a revolution.

 

 

*inserts revolution supression*

[Glamdring804]

You get a pack of hungry Koloss to suppress the revolution! And rip you limb from limb! Happy Koloss Head-Munching!!
 

*inserts Infinity Blade novella*

Edited December 19, 2015 by Glamdring804

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a vending machine that is now addicted to Sanderson books and makes a 17th shard account.

Inserts spambot.

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

You get banned from 17th shard.

 

*inserts 17th shard banner*

[Glamdring804]

You get a maniacal crowd of Sanderfans!!

 

*inserts Shardfork*

[Alfa he/him]

You get absolutely uneatable shardfork-destroyed horneater food. You are allowed to guess from which part the "absolutely uneatable" attribute comes from.

 

*Inserts annoyed Sadeas* _{Sadeas is annoyed anyway, if you insert him in a Vending Machine}

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a storming lighteyes!

Inserts Star Wars VII spoiler

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get an army of koloss* dispatched to your location.  

 

*Of course they're not sending stormtroopers, silly. Stormtroopers can't aim. 

 

*inserts peppermint tea*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get an empty teacup

*inserts 2 sticks*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get one fire and the Lord Stick

Inserts Epic

[Glamdring804]

You get a weakness!

 

*Inserts Shardguitar*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a lighteyes who thinks that he's better than every- you know what? You get a standard lighteyes.

Inserts Stormfather

[Glamdring804]

You get an overwhelmingly mild spring shower with negative investiture!

 

 

*inserts vending-machine*

[ThirdGen]

You get recursion.

 

*inserts recursion*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get repetition

*Inserts Gordian Knot*

[Glamdring804]

You get a Cosmere shaped fractal!!

 

*inserts Cosmere shaped fractal*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a snowflake

Inserts Stormgate

[Glamdring804]

You get Invested! Enjoy your random new powers!!

 

 

*inserts Tia's Coke*