Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Citadel16 he/him]

you get a complicated love life that may not be canon. (Its totally gonna happen.)

 

*inserts fourth wall*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

(Yup) you get everyone at the root beer bar asking where the wall went

*inserts Syl*

[Citadel16 he/him]

you get a very confused bridgeman looking for his spren.

 

 

*Inserts amazing peanut butter bar recipe*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You receive a very amazing peanut butter bar

*inserts Lightsketch and Thoughtward*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get Radiants! 

 

*inserts beardspren* 

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get The Invested Beard!

*inserts Kobold King*

[ThirdGen]

You get a brief sense of mystery.

 

*inserts GPS device*

[TheLerasNosed he/him]

You get to "Stay straight for TURN RIGHT NOW"

 

*inserts* Nightblood

[Alfa he/him]

I'm not sure if you insert it with or without scabbard. If you insert it with a scabbard, the Vending machine kills us all before commiting suicide. If you insert it without (which i assume)...well, you get a smoking pit in the floor going down to the center of the planet.

 

*Inserts new vending machine into pit*

Edited February 6, 2016 by Alfa

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get... a vending machine!

*inserts Raoden*

[Curiosity he/him]

You crazy people! Brandon Sanderson was still stuck inside the old vending machine! Now we need an epic quest to save him!

 

You get hope!

 

*inserts formal request for giant crane*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get an Iron Compounder.

*inserts flashlight blueprints*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get a formal crane!

*inserts hero to save Brandon*

[mullman]

You get a lifeless elantrian spiked with all 32 metals and posses all ten honorblades a set of sharplate and trained as a dahkor monk.

*inserts curtain rod.*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a plucky young hero ready to defend himself against the Lifeless Elantrian spiked with all 32 metals with all ten Honorblades in a set of Shardplace with Dahkor Monk training….with the curtain rod. 

 

*inserts Calamity release date*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get 2/16/16

*Inserts my writing abilities*

[Alfa he/him]

You get a WAWFO (Write and we find out) card.

 

 

*Inserts help for hero*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

you get Brandon Sanderson, The Mysterious Hero, and the Mysterious Hero's helper!

Brandon then gets back to writing

*inserts Preservation*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get Ruin!

For every push, there is a pull.

*Inserts self*

Wow, guys! You'd be amazed at the amount of space in here! And the amount of flying whales.

[TheLerasNosed he/him]

You get moved into a small compartment inside the vending machine.

 

*Inserts a keg*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get the sounds of an off-tune orchestra playing The Pines of Rome.

 

*inserts camera*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a moving picture! (what? how could they be moving? ) Harmony has some weird ideas...

 

*inserts a stick*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a cold, sad, frustrated Shallan.

*inserts Twimom again*

[Edgedancer he/him]

You get another mom.

 

*inserts pain based magic*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Yay!

You get Backtrack fleeing the scene in terror.

*inserts candy based magic system*