Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Curiosity he/him]

You get solar cooked pork chops.

 

*inserts spoilers*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get banned

*inserts insertsable inserts*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get rewardy rewards of redundantness

Inserts the last digit of pi

Edited December 23, 2015 by Stormgate

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get rewardy rewards of redundantness

Inserts the last digit of pi

You get a paradox! Now space pterodactyls will start eating people, and the only way to reverse it is to throw your dead dad in front of a car! D-:

*inserts blatant Doctor Who references*

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

You get a collapsing universe where it's always 5:02 PM and Area 51 is at the Pyramid of Gizeh.

edit: oh, and there are regular pterodactyls in London parks

 

*inserts Winston Churchill*

Edited December 23, 2015 by EagleOfTheForestPath

[DreamEternal]

You get a Holy Roman Emperor.

*inserts iron age*

Edited December 23, 2015 by DreamEternal

[Stormgate he/him]

You get steel hair.

Inserts coppermind

[Curiosity he/him]

You forgot what you got. 

 

*inserts Dr. Who fandom*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a phone box that can take you anywhere in the Cosmere, and translates any language for you. Basically a Sanderfan's dream come true.

Inserts RAFO

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get a phone box that can take you anywhere in the Cosmere, and translates any language for you. Basically a Sanderfan's dream come true.

Inserts RAFO

 

You get all the secrets of the Cosmere!  ...written in a language that you cannot understand.

 

*inserts a petition on behalf of left-handed lighteyed women*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a bunch of left handed gloves

Inserts emerald broam

[ThirdGen]

You get all the secrets of the Cosmere!  ...written in a language that you cannot understand.

 

*inserts a petition on behalf of left-handed lighteyed women*

 

Aw man, just a little too late for you to receive The Left Hand of Darkness.

[Glamdring804]

You get a bunch of left handed gloves

Inserts emerald broam

 

You get a Herdazian mariachi band!

 

*inserts forum absence*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a bunch of new threads and no memory of this place!  

 

*inserts new Star Wars* 

[Kobold King he/him]

You get spoilers! Good thing you've already seen it.

 

 

* inserts Monopoly money *

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a bunch of hotels on that property you bought. And a broken friendship.  

 

*inserts pug Ewok* 

[Stormgate he/him]

You get an adorablness seizure

Insert atium

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get Ati clawing at the machine.

*inserts awekened blade-whip*

[Elanicalicus]

You get Indiana Jones' nightblood.

 

*Inserts Banjo*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get an angry Epic and a broken banjo.

Inserts the Unicyclist.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get an angry Epic and a broken banjo.

Inserts the Unicyclist.

It comes out even awesomer than before: 

 *inserts lame memes*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

It comes out even awesomer than before:

*inserts lame memes*

You get upvotes.

*Inserts new upvote quota*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a Chasmfiend Corpse.

Inserts Voidus-Spawn

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get a Chasmfiend Corpse.

Inserts Voidus-Spawn

 

You get the most adorable baby elder god to ever curl a tentacle around your finger.

 

*inserts all of this cold, cold weather*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get rain. In Ohio. In January.

 

*inserts lack of sleep*