Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Young Bard he/him]

You get an annoyed Scadrian Chef

 

*inserts bomb*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get an annoyed Scadrian Chef

 

*inserts bomb*

You get The Legend of Zelda!

 

*inserts Kobold King's reputation*

[RippleGylf she/her]

Error: The vending machine cannot contain that much upvotes.

 

*inserts Sanderson Meme*

[WayneSpren he/him]

Error: The vending machine cannot contain that much upvotes.

 

*inserts Sanderson Meme*

You get Grumpy Cat!

 

*inserts Bruce the pug*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get Grumpy Cat!

 

*inserts Bruce the pug*

 

Aw, you made Bruce happy! 

 

 

He likes to be included.

[WayneSpren he/him]

I'll start this up again.

 

*inserts Missigno*

[Baine he/him]

Y̶̧̨̭̘͚̟̓ͫ̐̓̈́̏óͭ̇ͮ͞҉̴̧̜̙̩̙̯̯͇͔͍͓̯̤̻̰̹u͌͐͗̇ͭͣ̄̒ͩ̑ͫ҉̵͏̞̹̥͉̥͍͙̣̯̳̫̱̺̫̥ ̸̭̰̻̳̎ͩ̓̈́ͬͤͫ̉̿̈ͪ͑ͧ̀͟ͅg̢̹̙̘̣̭̰͉̣̠̙͇̤̟̹͈ͤ͛̅͂́̌̄̂͐ͭ̋͗́͠ͅe̛̛͇͔̓ͦ̽ͫ̏́̌̂̍͋ͭ̑͌͊̉ͮ́ͅt̶̛͚̞̙̥̬̰̺̊̀ͭͣ̏ͤ̔̒ͧͯ̌ͤ̐̚̚ ̧͖̙̟͙̫̬̜̋́͆ͩͮ͒̎̎̊ͤ͒̓̽̅ͤ͆̏̚͟͢a̓͊̈͗ͮ́̑͑͌̓͌̂͡͏̵͓̗͔̠̩̝͎̼̭͉̩̘̻̲͓̙͚͈͘ ̋ͯ́͏̸̡̛̙̥̤͕̼̮̖͔̪̱͚̠̜̻̝̤ͅg̸̢̫̱̝͉̮̗̠͙̔ͤͪͯͭ͋ͪ̎ͭ̌͒̒͋ͪ͡͝ͅlͬͮͣͭ͂ͤͦͩ͂̀͂̎̋͛̊̚͏͏̨͖͍̫̭͙̜̘̼̗̜̤̣͡į̴̷̷͙̰̺̗̰̮̲̩̖̞̗̯̦̠̟̯ͣ͛̐͊ͤ̈́̏̂̂̒ͭ̿̓̉̈́͐ͬͨ͞ͅͅtͥͭͧ̍̀͒͐̑̾͛̏ͨ̅̍̍̚͏̶̨̯͎͓̘̼̭̰̮̜͢c̸͔̙͖͎̤̙̩̮̬̣̹͋͐̇̂ͧ̿ͨͦ͆͆ͪ̑̀͝ḧ̵̥͈̲̮̲̼̪͙̖̭̒̓ͭͩͥͫ̃̿ͮͦ̒̀ͮ͞y̸̞̻̮̞ͯ̆̊ͬ̉̓͗ͤ̉ͧͨ̅ͪͮ̚̕͠ḩ̼̞̖̟͖͖̱͎̣͓̒ͫ͋̄͗͛̑̒̀̈ͬͧ͊ͨͥ̂͡ͅͅo̸͓̺̰̥̻̲̤͓͚̱ͧ͛͌̾̎̿̅͗̾ͦ̊͗͒̔̊́͜r̢̛̛͖̙̰̥̱͔̖͔̬͇̆ͪͣ̊ͧͧ̏̈́̌͊̎ͭͧͤ͛ͫ̔̒̾r̸̛̠̫̭̣̳̤̱̪̦̖͚͚̯̲͉̤̹ͩͧ̍ͭͨ̈́ͦͧͭ̏̂̈́́͟͡í̸̫̟͓͇̯̜̱͓̞̞ͭ̄͂ͦ̾ͯ͒̚̕f͋̈́̓ͨ̅̈́ͪͬ҉̶̨̨̥̝̞̙͇̣͈ỷ̷̶̐̾ͥ͐̎̽̂̈́̏͒ͮ̋̃̈̒̚͘͞҉͔̟̘̹ị̵̧̩̱̟͙̤̖͈̤͍̪̥̪̯ͦͤ̂̔͋́̓ͧ̐̀̔̑n̴̋ͣͤ͐́̈̇̍̽̏͑ͤ͒ͥ҉͓͔͓̙̜̯̲͓̤̗̫̻͟͢ͅg̓̃͊ͨ͏̵̰̞̰̯́j͍͕͖̤̼͍̻͖̦͍̖̏͐͂͊̑̌ͩ́͐̄͘͠ü̵ͨ̍ͪͬͣ̚͢͞҉̦̼̥̝̗̰̙͈̘̭̫̮̦̺m̷̷̞̪̣̣͚̞͎̫̦̤͎̬͍̉ͫ̅̎̿̆͝ͅb̴̡̜͈̥͔͇͓̹̬̙͎͔͇̝̺̲̜ͧ̊͐ͦ͗̓͗̾͛̄͒͜͞l̶͉̗̫̱͓̟̻̼̞̟̞̠̙̲̈ͮ̉ͥ̎ͬͤͭͤ̅͠ͅe̷̷̡͔̬̗̺̹̰͛̏̎̌̈͒ͩ͋ͩ͑͛͛̿̄ͥͬ̐͝

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts Justice League*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get The Question. 

 

*Inserts boxing lashed to a pickle* 

[ThirdGen]

You get hands of blue.

 

*Inserts a Fruity Oaty Bar*

[Baine he/him]

You get a Fruity Oaty Lawyer!   (I apologize for the terrible pun)

 

 

*Inserts baked beans*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get chouta! I don't know why, but it sounds like it'd go with baked beans. 

 

*inserts own subpar writing skills* 

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get chouta! I don't know why, but it sounds like it'd go with baked beans.

*inserts own subpar writing skills*

You get reckoners RPG!

*Inserts reckoners rog*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get chouta! I don't know why, but it sounds like it'd go with baked beans.

*inserts own subpar writing skills*

You get reckoners RPG!

*Inserts reckoners rog*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get an Ookla!

 

*inserts ghost*

[Arraenae]

You get a dead body. It has a few spikes in it. Hopefully the spikes still have a bit of hemalurgic charge left in them.

 

*inserts a pillow*

[Baine he/him]

You get a good night's rest!

 

 

*Inserts Turkey-day Leftovers*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get this panini! 

 

*inserts job search* 

[Ookla the Absent]

You get a hazekiller!

 

*inserts boxing*

[ThirdGen]

You got an expensive Pay-Per-View!

 

*inserts MMA*

[Arraenae]

You get a receipt.

 

*inserts an obligator*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get Noorden! Or you would….he's still pondering old law texts. Just….give him a minute. He'll get there eventually. 

 

*inserts the Pink Pinkness* 

[Curiosity he/him]

You get... paint ... ?

Ugh. Now look what you've done.

 

*inserts creme brûlée*

[ThirdGen]

You get someone to enjoy it with!

 

 

*inserts garden gnome*

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get someone to enjoy it with!

 

 

*inserts garden gnome*

 

You get a trio of creepy nerd supervillian wannabes spying on your house!

 

*inserts chainmail bikini*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get Funtimes giggling while her now-ex-boyfriend glares murder at her!

*inserts beards*