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After some years you finally got gorgonzola your cheese transformed to.

 

 

*Inserts Vashers left shoe* (Why not the right?, you'll aks. I'll say: because it's the left shoe)

Posted (edited)

The machine gets broken. Somebody has to repair it.

Edited by Alfa
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You get a vending machine repairman with his hair on fire.

 

*inserts boxing, as that is actual currency* I mean, no wonder the machine's broken if we've been putting dragons into it.

Posted (edited)

You get a mildly eletrified and very pissed off repairman.

*inserts annoyance at people not waiting for the repairman to finish his job*

Edited by CognitivePulsePattern
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You get people yelling at each other while the vending machine is quietly and quickly fixed!

 

*inserts boxing*

Posted

You get a slightly different universe. THis universe lacks not only cheese, but also the word for cheese and even the very idea of cheese.

 

 

*Inserts protest note against usage of the roundabout as punishment*

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You get a apology explaining that we have run out of alleys and the Highway's dimensional holes are still being patched.

*inserts indifference at... Inserts worry about not even knowing what I was indifferent about before it got removed from the universe*

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You get another accusation that this is suspicious, followed by an excuse (I misunderstood sleep for murder)

 

*Inserts Sanderson Elimination*

Edited by Alfa
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You get a useless metal when you thought could beat the lord ruler!

*Inserts utter confusion about the Reckoners RPG's obsession with ponies*

I acvidentaly downvoted this. Can someone please fix it?

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