Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get a copy of Shadows of Self!

 

*inserts stupid library that doesn't have it yet*

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get a slightly squished RippleGylf, but a more paranoid one.

*inserts Clouds of Winter*

[Zathoth]

Gets a Metalborn wolf.

 

*Inserts a Windrunner*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get a slightly squished RippleGylf, but a more paranoid one.

Basically me after a SE game.

 

Gets a Metalborn wolf.

 

*Inserts a Windrunner*

You get a Parshendi!

 

*inserts a Soulcaster*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a philosophy lesson!

*inserts a smoothie*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get a milkshake! (Very different thing from a smoothie, why do people think they're the same?)

*inserts procrastination*

[Alfa he/him]

machine procastrinates. come back in two or three posts and ask it again.

 

 

*inserts dawnshard*

Edited October 20, 2015 by Alfa

[DreamEternal]

machine procastrinates. come back in two or three posts and ask it again.

*inserts dawnshard*

You get Kabsal! Or his cognitive shadow. Sorry.

*inserts this very thread*

[Alfa he/him]

You get a PulsingCognitiveDefinetelyNotAPattern

 

*inserts randomness*

[+Slowswift]

You get an alicorn!

*inserts seminary*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get Scripture Mastery!

*inserts 42*

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get muffins!

*inserts Adonalsiumium(his god metal that I may have made up)*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get +9,000 Investiture and a level up!

 

*inserts presidential debate*

Edited October 20, 2015 by Curiosity

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get nonsensical gibberish!

 

*inserts Kobold*

[Khyrindor he/him]

You get Kobold's crown!

 

*Inserts a fez*

[mail-mi he/him]

You get The Tenth Doctor--in the cosmere!

*inserts piano bench*

[Delightful]

You get tone deaf Kaladin and Wit playing the flute!

*insert sponge*

[Delightful]

You get wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff!

*inserts Dracula*

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get a bloodmark.

 

*inserts aforementioned bloodmark*

[Delightful]

But it's mine! Give it back!

You get a soulcaster!

*Insert Adolins in-armour poop* (don't ask...)

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get Shallan blushing!

 

*inserts A History of Shardplate Shatting by Sarab H. I. Talenarat.*

[Delightful]

You get A History Of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot.

*Insert Jasnah trying to figure out Harry Potter magic*

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get a confused Jasnah and a puzzled Hoid working together because of how frustrated they are. Even Elend and Marasi are helping.

 

*Inserts Newcago*

[mail-mi he/him]

You get Mail-Mi's face!

*inserts Delightful*

!!!!! O.o

For newcago, you get Babilar!

*inserts JJ Abrams directing Warbreaker*

Edited October 20, 2015 by mail-mi

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a bunch of people wondering what was wrong with the old 'Cago.

*inserts Obliteration's sermon notes*