Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Khyrindor he/him]

Those were Kaladin's brands. Pretty sure.

 

You get a Shardblade!

 

*Inserts Sadeas' eye*

[Alfa he/him]

You get a not-phantom foot, half devoured.

Also TheHonorSpren gets finally a motivational card from the procastrinating machine.

 

*Inserts omen*

[DreamEternal]

You get worried.

*inserts prescience*

[Mailliw73 he/him]

Those were Kaladin's brands. Pretty sure.

Those were Sas Nahn Shash.

You get atium with your prescience!

Edit: Ninja'd. Winter, you get betrayed!

*inserts this topic*

Edited October 21, 2015 by Mailliw73

[Khyrindor he/him]

Those were Sas Nahn Shash.

 Ohh right. Sas Morom was that 'friend' of Kaladin's in the wagon then. My bad.

 

You get Kelek's Breath!

 

*inserts a glowing gemheart the size of Utah*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get a chasmfiend the size of the United States!

 

*inserts nonexistent hoverboard*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get legions of young adults disappointed in the 1980s and their filthy, filthy lies.

*inserts theories on time travel*

[+Slowswift]

You get a slightly malfunctioning TARDIS!

*inserts blue cheese*

[Elbereth she/her]

You get a mistcoat torn to shreds (I mean, more shreds than it already was in)!

*inserts Cosmerically significant information*

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get a RAFO!

*inserts Kandra*

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get Eric Lake!

*inserts Kae and Cleo Venture*

[DreamEternal]

You get Eric Lake!

*inserts Kae and Cleo Venture*

You get some confusion and a hemalurgist!

*inserts annoyance at the last two posts for not getting what they are about*

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get some confusion and a hemalurgist!

*inserts annoyance at the last two posts for not getting what they are about*

You get an explanation! Chaos, the Admin, is named Eric Lake in real life. Cleo and Kae are Winter Cloud's regular characters in Sanderson Elimination.

 

*inserts tiger tooth from Scadrial*

[Elbereth she/her]

You get a giraffe!

*inserts theory*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get a giraffe!

*inserts theory*

You get Kurkistan!

 

*Inserts ponies*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get a not-phantom foot, half devoured.

Also TheHonorSpren gets finally a motivational card from the procastrinating machine.

 

*Inserts omen*

Score! 

(Cleo and Kae are also Shardholders of Devotion and Ruin respectively. They're one shard now- Chaos. Pun intended.)

 

You get a wolf!

*inserts Winter*

(Season & my Social Guilds character)

You get a white christmas!

*inserts catchy music*

[mail-mi he/him]

You get Scadrian Jazz!

*inserts giraffe*

[Khyrindor he/him]

It's dun! Try again!

 

You get an angry apothecary who sees through your lies!

 

*Inserts knobweed*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get hours of work!

 

*inserts manly food*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a PHILOSOPHY lesson!

*inserts The Lord Ruler*

[MrMistborn he/him]

You get another overthrown government!

*inserts soonie pup*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get a growl and an extra piece of pie. 

 

*inserts chimichanga*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get a cookie!

 

*inserts cupcake*

[Alfa he/him]

You get an answ...a RAFO

*Inserts Honorchasm"

Edited October 24, 2015 by Alfa

[Curiosity he/him]

You get vests, sandals, and a solitary leaf of blackbane. 

 

*inserts boxing*