Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get to listen to whiny complaints for the rest of your mortal existence.

*inserts Wayne's lucky hat*

[nicocoberru she/her]

You get an very angry Wayne and an amused Wax.

*inserts Adolin's mother's chain*

[Delightful]

You get vin's earring!

 

*Inserts a giraffe*

 

 

Yeah, you did. I think you mean hydrogen peroxide, or hydrogen (mono)oxide.

I meant whatever chemical it is that we breath out. 

[DreamEternal]

You get vin's earring!

*Inserts a giraffe*

I meant whatever chemical it is that we breath out.

You get carbon dioxide(that is what you meant)!

*inserts math*

[Mashadar Mistborn he/him]

You get a charm that lets you add two plus two and get a pickle.

*inserts coinshot

[Alfa he/him]

Yoe get a shot coin.

 

*inserts Vindication*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

Yoe get a shot coin.

 

*inserts Vindication*

You get a hazekiller round

 

*Inserts downvote that I want to get rid of*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get the God Beyond!

*inserts a supremely bad pun*

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends noses!

. . .

. . .

. . .

I'm so sorry for that.

Edited October 17, 2015 by The Honor Spren

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get the habit of picking your friends' noses.

*inserts Voidspren Wyndle*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get rich people food!

 

*inserts salsa*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get a pewter mochacchino from modern Scadrial!

 

*inserts reversal sphere*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You get some stormlight inside of you!

*Inserts friend's nose innards*

(What has this thread done to me?!)

[mail-mi he/him]

You get a Tin spike charged with smell!

 

*Inserts atium shadow*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get some stormlight inside of you!

*Inserts friend's nose innards*

(What has this thread done to me?!)

Not much. On another forum, there was a thread titled "Don't touch/click." Hilarity and NSFW insued.

[Mailliw73 he/him]

You get a Tin spike charged with smell!

 

*Inserts atium shadow*

You get Shadows of yourSelf!

 

*inserts Bleeder*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get Shadows of yourSelf!

*inserts Bleeder*

You get autonomy!

*Inserts bavadin*

[The Honor Spren she/her]

You also get Autonomy (you two can share)

 

*inserts the Nightwatcher*

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

You get a boon! (Sorry, I had to do that)

*inserts Shshsshsh*

[nicocoberru she/her]

You get a very confused Dalinar!

*inserts Susebron's fairytale book*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get a very confused Dalinar!

*inserts Susebron's fairytale book*

You get a new Headcannon!

 

*Inserts Divine Breath*

[Alfa he/him]

You get the Silence Divine and sick from it.

 

*Inserts heavily modified Aon Rao*

[mail-mi he/him]

You get a Reod Elantrian!

 

*Inserts chasmfiend*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get Dalinar's Lastclap on video!

 

*inserts burnt chouta*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get Lopen eating it anyway!

*inserts gemheart*

[Elbereth she/her]

You get a pin shaped like a silver bell!

*inserts gloryspren*