Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Kaymyth she/her]

Yay!

You get Backtrack fleeing the scene in terror.

*inserts candy based magic system*

 

You get a Shardholding Willy Wonka.  I hope you're happy.

 

*inserts excitement, adventure, and really wild things*

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You get a moving picture! (what? how could they be moving? ) Harmony has some weird ideas...

 

*inserts a stick*

Oh mi god! You just spoiled the book for me! How will I be able to read it now?

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get the doctor.

*inserts dead Nighthound*

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

You get a 25% off happy hour prices at Furby's Castle of Cabbage coupon. It is nearly expired.

 

*inserts suicidal Spaniel*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get a sappy, tear-jerking movie about a dog that dies in a sacrificial rescue.

 

*inserts burrito*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get what I'll eat while the movie is playing....on a screen....miles away from the food truck where I'm eating the burrito.

*inserts Pixar movie*

Edited February 9, 2016 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles

[Zathoth]

*Gets feelings, so many feelings*

 

*Inserts silent, existential dread*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get Voidspren.

 

*inserts Calamity hype*

.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

you get! what feels like endless waiting...

*Inserts new 17th Shard user*

[Young Bard he/him]

You get a new Dark Alley member!

 

I'm curious to see what happens if we just keep putting in what came out. You don't have to follow it if you don't want to, but I'd be curious.

 

*inserts new Dark Alley member.*

[WayneSpren he/him]

You get a new Dark Alley member!

 

I'm curious to see what happens if we just keep putting in what came out. You don't have to follow it if you don't want to, but I'd be curious.

 

*inserts new Dark Alley member.*

You get a cookie!

*inserts cookie*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get a poor new sharder who doesn't know what he's getting into

(I don't want to insert another new sharder, so i'll put something else)

*inserts Elantris*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get older!Twisister's introduction to the Cosmere! 

 

*inserts Cosmere novel* 

[Kaymyth she/her]

You get older!Twisister's introduction to the Cosmere! 

 

*inserts Cosmere novel* 

 

You get answers!  The rest of the Shard demands that you share them.

 

*inserts a tiny crocheted Yoda*

[TheLerasNosed he/him]

The force you get

 

*Inserts Blue Eyes White Dragon*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!

*inserts alive Nighthound*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get JUSTICE! And Fireworks! And Nighthound's corpse appearing on screen, so you know that he's really, finally dead. 

 

*inserts taser*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get tazed!!

*inserts my Artist Alley table at LTUE*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get the Mona Lisa.

Inserts the Knightbloods' favorite (read: only) ship between sentient blades.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

you get...I don't think you want to know

*Inserts the game of Magic The Gathering that i played with Brandon Sanderson on Thursday*

[RippleGylf she/her]

You get a lot of pent-up jealousy!

 

*inserts library copy of Bands of Mourning*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a long waiting list and a shelf full of Salvatore where Sanderson should be. 

 

*inserts pug in Kholin uniform* 

[Zathoth]

Gets Puginar Kholin.

 

Inserts the horror short about cereals I am trying to write.

[Young Bard he/him]

You get soggy weetbix. (Because really, what's more horrifying than that?)

 

*inserts soggy weetbix*

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a drowned corpse at the breakfast table.

Inserts Soulcaster