Stormgate Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 You get the Mona Lisa. Inserts the Knightbloods' favorite (read: only) ship between sentient blades. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 you get...I don't think you want to know *Inserts the game of Magic The Gathering that i played with Brandon Sanderson on Thursday* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleGylf Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 You get a lot of pent-up jealousy! *inserts library copy of Bands of Mourning* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 You get a long waiting list and a shelf full of Salvatore where Sanderson should be. *inserts pug in Kholin uniform* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Gets Puginar Kholin. Inserts the horror short about cereals I am trying to write. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 You get soggy weetbix. (Because really, what's more horrifying than that?) *inserts soggy weetbix* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 You get a drowned corpse at the breakfast table. Inserts Soulcaster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 (edited) Remember that soggy cereal? It is now chouta. *inserts a grimacing Kaladin* Edited February 16, 2016 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLerasNosed Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 You get dun spheres *Inserts Stick* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 You get a stick! It's still a stick. *inserts twi mom * 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 You get a stick! It's still a stick. *inserts twi mom * The vending machine makes a horrific gurgling noise and spits her back out at you. *inserts a batch of brownie mix to mollify the poor offended vending machine* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 You get brownies with a layer of caramel in the middle and chocolate chips on top. The vending machine has forgiven all wrongdoing. *inserts modern urban legends that I really shouldn't be reading right before bed* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 You get a nightmare about reading things that give you nightmares. (This actually happened to me once. It was... very strange.) *inserts random information about myself* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 You get a nightmare about reading things that give you nightmares. (This actually happened to me once. It was... very strange.) *inserts random information about myself* You get your very own Wikipedia article! *inserts a pile of crayons and a set of metalminds* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 You get a large piece of paper with a picture of Sazed on it. The picture is awakened and strangles you. Random guy comes along. *Inserts his last BioChromatic Breath* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 The machine give Kaymyth a Divine Breath. *Inserts Stormblessed Peasant's Breath* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Stormblessed Pleasant's breath is released immediately and awakens a giant stone golem. The Breath was corrupted beyond belief. The Golem goes on to break the vending machine. A repairman repairs it. *inserts aluminium and a few vials of malatium* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 All of the Allomantic objects withing the machine vanish. *inserts fresh iron, steel, tin, pewter, etc.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 You get a mistborn vial! *inserts Stick-o-pault* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 A giant question mark appears along with the message "what's is this devilry?" *Inserts a large Coppermind and a massive stack of empty books and some vials of ink* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLerasNosed Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 You get a series of novels titled Vendingborn *Inserts a Returned Mitch Hedberg* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 I can't say what you get, but two trees are involved. *inserts Adonalsium on the cob* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 You get a PotatoStick! [https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSf4RTdY4ncbY6Sjmx7G7JdAPWC1Q7XTbS0sSETk7-DmcrZje1Xw7_EFw] *inserts Hearthstone* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 You gain a brainstone. *Inserts a car at 88 miles per hour* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 You get "Johnny B. Goode" and a punched-out Biff. *inserts SUSPENSE* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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