Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get burned!

*inserts Dragonsteel*

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

You get Frost!

*inserts a baked potato*

[Starspren]

you get a minefield!

 

*inserts lucky hat*

[Curiosity he/him]

You get chewing gum! 

 

*inserts grilled cheese*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get tomato soup!

*inserts basil*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get Frost!

Yay! I am SO glad that you know what I'm talking about

You get tomato soup!

*inserts basil*

you get a Basilisk!

*Inserts CarolaDavar* (Don't even ask)

[Eagle of the Forest Path he/him]

You get... stuck in the slot.

 

*inserts crowbar and tries to lever out CarolaDavar*

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

You get your crowbar sucked into the machine, pulling Carola with it.

*Inserts hand to try and find Carola*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get your hand sucked in by the same mysterious force that ate the crowbar and Carola. 

 

*inserts emerald broam as a peace offering to the machine*

[Edgedancer he/him]

You get the feeling of true freedom.

 

*Inserts a fruit that looks and shines like a star.*

Edited March 11, 2016 by Edgedancer

[Stormgate he/him]

You get a star that looks like an apple.

Inserts Braize

[DarkJester]

Hmmm... just ran across this old thread while looking for posts about Larkins. Not sure why this died of but I'm gonna try to perform CPR on it...

 

On 3/12/2016 at 1:17 AM, Stormgate said:

You get a star that looks like an apple.

Inserts Braize

You get back a wiff of morning breath.

Inserts some recently discovered "lost" marbles.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You get a lost metaphor!

*inserts darkness before the day yet was*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get Nale!

*inserts Szeth*

[aeromancer he/him]

You get an unsheathed Nightblood dripping with blood! (No, seriously, why did you think putting Szeth-son-son-Vallano into a vending machine was a good idea?)

*inserts dragonfuit slice*

[DarkJester]

1 hour ago, aeromancer said:

You get an unsheathed Nightblood dripping with blood! (No, seriously, why did you think putting Szeth-son-son-Vallano into a vending machine was a good idea?)

*inserts dragonfuit slice*

You get fruit sliced like a dragon

 

Inserts a cookie.

Edited December 29, 2016 by DarkJester

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get Mistborn powers!! (O.O)

*inserts Lift*

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

You get nine Tashikk pancakes!

*inserts Taln's Scar*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get stars!

*Inserts @A Joe in the Bush *

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

This thread is like a dying cancer patient, I'm gonna try some chemotherapy on it

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You get #adminabuse!

Inserts a pen.

[kenod]

You get an octopus.

Inserts USB stick.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get a United States of Brazil port!

Inserts Brandon Sanderson Vending Machine.

[Glamdring804]

1 hour ago, Hemalurgic_Headshot said:

You get a United States of Brazil port!

Inserts Brandon Sanderson Vending Machine.

You get recursion with no base case and fall through to infinity.

 

*Inserts Stick*

[aeromancer he/him]

You get a stick returned to you with a small handwritten note. "You may not realize this, but the poor Sanderson Vending Machine has been, no doubt, fed more sticks than it wanted, possibly more than it can take, and would kindly appreciate it, if perhaps, you would feed it a bit of variety."

 

*inserts a tattered copy of Lord of the Rings*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get Stung.

Inserts the Sting by which aeromancer was Stung.