Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[A Budgie she/her]

You get a sign, warning you not to run with scissors, tusks, forks, spoons, or red vegetables.
*inserts empty tissue box*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

This thread is nearly dead, so I’ll call in a doctor. 

You got a slightly annoyed Kaladin with an empty tissue box on his foot. 

*inserts Kelsier*

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

You get a slightly used bead of malatium!

*inserts Ati*

[+Slowswift]

You get a ka-BOOM as the machine explodes trying to shove Vax through the little slot.

*repairs machine and inserts a spren*

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

You get a voidspren!

*inserts Child of Tanavast*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get Honor!

*Inserts axhound*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

you get a bloody axe (and a very loud bark of pain)

*inserts pig that can fly*

[AonEne he/him]

On 10/13/2019 at 5:16 PM, Edgedancer_of_spirits said:

This thread is nearly dead 

This thread was entirely dead. But it looks super fun, so who cares about necroing  I haven’t read the whole thing yet, so I’m sorry if any of mine are repeats. 

You get a soda - the vending machine decided to be normal for once. 

*inserts character* 

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

You get a new personality, because that’s what character is.

*inserts dawnshard nuke while detonating*

[AonEne he/him]

6 minutes ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said:

I read the entire thing. Which was hard.

The mods frown on double posting  you’re okay since you’re new. 

45 pages isn’t too bad though. Try reading an entire subforum. 

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

I’m just gonna hide that one, and eager to know what I get.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

You get a crying infant, irradiated. Good luck.

*inserts suspicious cookie*

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

You get the cookie back and a TUBA Certificate of Spiklessness

*inserts a birthday cake*

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, Handerfle said:

You get the cookie back and a TUBA Certificate of Spiklessness

*inserts a birthday cake*

(I was surprised to find out that existed, but if you look one up there's a bunch) 

*inserts a PM* 

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

You get a pair of spanreeds.

*inserts an actual tuba*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

You get a disgruntled musician. 

*inserts cuddlefish egg*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Clunk!

You get fried eggs, and a very, very angry cuddle fish mama, who proceeds to aggressively attack you.

*inserts the Stormfather*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

You get Dalinar, raging at you.

*inserts Reaper Leviathan*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

4 hours ago, Edgedancer_of_spirits said:

You get Dalinar, raging at you.

*inserts Reaper Leviathan*

You get a ghost leviathin!! Inside your base!

*inserts a paradox*

[Mushroom Catalog he/him]

You get Glados in portal 2 ("Don't think, don't think, don't think...")

*inserts a portal gun*

[King Aragorn of Gondor]

4 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

You get Glados in portal 2 ("Don't think, don't think, don't think...")

*inserts a portal gun*

You get Mitosis!

*inserts Shardscissors*

Edited October 17, 2019 by Aragorn

[Rebecca she/her]

You get a Cosmere themed deck of playing cards!

*inserts ruby mark*

[+Doomstick he/him]

You get a red highlighter!

*inserts teabag*

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

You get tears of edgli tea!

*inserts prawn suit*

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

You get a winded Lopen!

*inserts questionable investiture theory*