Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get a rainbow road!

*inserts Spocktopus (an octopus that looks like Spock*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You live long and prosper

*inserts Nintendo Switch*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Your eyes brim with tears as you part with your beloved Nintendo Switch. 

*The machine feels sorry for you, and returns the Nintendo Switch*

*inserts a troll*

[Zennix he/him]

You get a starving Chasmfiend. 

*Inserts Cremling claws*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get Lobster Dinner for Two (with Chips!)
*inserts wool*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

All you need is wood to make a bed!

*inserts wood*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*you get sore knuckles*

*inserts Deadpool's chimichanga recipe* 

[Zennix he/him]

You get baby Groot. 

*Inserts Infinity Stone*

(Realizes what I've done. Destroys the vending machine to recover my stone) 

*Inserts crowbar instead*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

The wreckage known as the vending machine accepts the crowbar through a broken window. I decide to call Bill the Janitor, who comes at my beckoning and repairs the vending machine, two strokes of his hammer, a gift from Odin himself.

Mended, it spits out a sign saying "You are a chull @Zennix"

*inserts bubblegum*

Edited March 26, 2017 by Darkness Ascendant

[StrikerEZ he/him]

The vending machine clogs, and Bill the Janitor returns to fix it again. The vending machine and Bill look at you angrily.

*inserts tomato*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get some pesto, accompanied by a bad italian accent.
*inserts 2001*

[Sunbird she/her]

You get some epic theme music.

*inserts Mars*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*you get a fun fact!*

Mars is red! It is a planet!

*inserts "The Roman" *

[A Budgie she/her]

You get my history teacher! Understandably, she's rather confused.
*inserts bookmark*

[Zennix he/him]

You get a Leprechaun. 

*Inserts eyepatch*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*you get sent to a world called Batmanland, so next time you can catch references (:P)*

*inserts a peanut*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get allergic!

*inserts scheme of rhymers*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get a list of timers.

*inserts dubstep*

[Zennix he/him]

You get pure awesomeness. 

*Inserts a troupe of dancing gerbils*

Edited March 26, 2017 by Zennix

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*WoB WoB WoB WoB*

*inserts a deepfried dumpling with chimichangas and churros inside*

[Sunbird she/her]

You get a calzone stuffed with dynamite!

*inserts Prof's goggles*

[Zennix he/him]

You get Steelheart's steel nose hair. 

*Inserts a bazooka-weilding bunny*

[Sunbird she/her]

You get an exploding cake.

*inserts a single Firebringer's lens*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*you get some change!*

*inserts an extinct bird*

[Zennix he/him]

You get an extinct roasted chicken recipe. 

*Inserts a bottle of vodka*