Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[StrikerEZ he/him]

*the vending machine begins to play a familiar theme song*

*inserts a triangle*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get an electric triangle!
*inserts earbuds*

( @Darkness Ascendant I saw that too, and I facepalmed. I was having a drink at the time and...ugh...)

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get fully grown ears!

*inserts the Diagram*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get the Venn!

*inserts some obscure reference to a video game*

[The Technovore he/him]

The vending machine spits out Captain Falcon!

*inserts pants*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get a random cheat code, that might not even be to the game you were referencing!

*inserts strain of Spanish influenza*

[The Technovore he/him]

(ninja'd boi )

You got the country of Spain!... it's completely deserted?!

*inserts Jungle that's actually a shopping service*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get restaurantangled in vines....

(I may have tried too hard to use that pun)

*inserts the Sahara*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

The vending machine tries to compress the massive amount of matter you just shoved in it, and you get a sandwich.

*inserts fluffy clouds on a summer day*

[The Technovore he/him]

The vending machine compresses the clouds into a small hurricane, which it promptly spits back out at you. You are soaked by the hurricane raging in your immediate vicinity. People from the other end of the street point and take pictures of the sad man stuck under a singular raincloud.

*inserts dramatic opening sequence*

 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

yes, genuinely disgusting @A Budgie

*you get a cape*

*inserts a hand-whittled flute*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get an elderly man with a long gray beard who wants his family heirloom.

*inserts flowery vase*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get an awesome flute solo!

*inserts an oboe from the future*

[The Technovore he/him]

You got a DeLorean! Unfortunately it doesn't time travel.

*inserts Google's slogan*

 

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get... an internet search by Siri? (Not from Warbreaker)

*inserts Admiral Ackbar*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

*the vending machine runs away because IT'S A TRAP*

*inserts new vending machine*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*vending machineception*

*inserts TARDIS*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get the scream of a thousand fangirls!
*inserts tea*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

The vending machine thanks you in a British accent.

*inserts cacophony*

[Orlion Blight he/him]

You get avant-garde Jazz!

*insert shed cat fur*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*you get a vacuum cleaner*

*inserts a pickled marmoset*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get some sage and onion.
*inserts skype*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get FaceTime.

*inserts tie*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*you get suicide thoughts*

*inserts a block of chocolate*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get a chocolate ingot!

*inserts dark chocolate*