Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get a very angry oboist!

*inserts the Bluecoats*

[The Technovore he/him]

You got a piece of paper! It says "The Redcoats are coming!"... you don't understand why that's relevant...

*inserts picture of freaking adorable pug*

 

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

The vending machine starts excreting pink lace hearts from every crack.

*inserts Hatchet*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get a rather bad wound!
*inserts friend*

[Djarskublar he/him]

You get a cylindrical friend.

*inserts elephant*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Due to a missing elephant, Discworld collapses and A'tuin is finally free.

*inserts Jabberwocky...again*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get a whole lot of death from claws!

*inserts Carolina Crown*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get a Hemhem! Have fun fitting through doorways!
*inserts a hair*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*you get tangled up*

*inserts a d20*

[Sunbird she/her]

You get a failed intelligence check and spend the next two hours drooling and staring into space.

*inserts a handful of peanuts*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*THE ELEPHANT RETURNS*

*inserts a Delta 9*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get an Alpha 10!
*inserts budgie feather*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get scolded for stealing a bird's feather.

*inserts a wild trumpet*

[The Technovore he/him]

*congratulations! you caught Trumpet! Would you like to name it*

Yes       No

*inserts lots and lots of pokeballs*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

The Pokémon theme begins playing from the vending machine.

"Gotta catch 'em all!"

*inserts evil scheme plotted by the algebra teacher*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*y=mx+42*

*inserts two strings*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get a ball of yarn! DISCLAIMER: There were no strings attached.

*inserts bad puns*

[A Budgie she/her]

You slide out of the machine, look at the other version of yourself, and walk away.
*inserts woolworths bag*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*a bunch of groceries roll out*

*inserts toothpick*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get a toothbrush!
*inserts cup*

[kenod]

You get two girls.
*Inserts Cthugha*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

8 hours ago, A Budgie said:

You get a toothbrush!
*inserts cup*

5 hours ago, kenod said:

You get two girls.
*Inserts Cthugha*

Are you storming serious..... *groans in pain.

You get a very harassed looking camera-man

*inserts depression*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get an impression that the depression you thought was not the depression the vending machine thinks.

*inserts dictionary*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

* the dictionary returns, reprinted in a strange new language*

*inserts bubblegum*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

The vending machine blows a bubble, then gives you fifty cents.

*inserts platypus*