Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Sunbird she/her]

You get one of Steris's vials of metal flakes in castor oil!

*inserts purple bowler hat*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get a matching purple cane and tie!
*inserts budgie feather*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*the vending machine laughs "Stop tickling me". *

*inserts a Gazorpazorp*

[Zennix he/him]

You get a Hoid action figure. 

*Inserts a dun sphere*

[A Budgie she/her]

The vending machine cleans it!
*inserts desk*

[Sunbird she/her]

You get a raven!

*inserts lobster*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

*you get a shell! quite a great one at that!*

*inserts an ugly crab-lizard thing*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get a rather confused Rosharin wondering what the budgie a bunny rabbit is!
*inserts leftover skein of wool*

[18th Shard he/him]

you receive an ugly sweater. 

*inserts distilled nonsense in the Holy Grail from Monty Python*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get a mountain burger.

*inserts Stan Form*

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Edited April 11, 2017 by Hemalurgic_Headshot

[The Technovore he/him]

*The Vending Machine spits out a rather frazzled looking Elvis Presley, he seems to be about 90 years old*

*inserts glowing man dressed in white*

 

[Zennix he/him]

Vending machine spits out a confused Herdazian 

*Inserts an atium bead*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You've ruined the vending machine!

*Inserts repair man*

[StrikerEZ he/him]

You get a shiny new vending machine!

*inserts Kelsier*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get a few metal spikes!
*inserts bookmark*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Oh dear since you inserted your bookmark you forgot where you were up to in the book you were reading!

*you get a page number*

*inserts banhammer*

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You get a troll!

*Inserts Rubix*

[Elenion he/him]

You get your thread moved!

*inserts the Sanderson Elimination subforum*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get this very thread!
*inserts thread back into the vending machine*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

You get an actual thread! It is barf green.

*inserts five souls*

[Ecthelion III he/him]

You get five more souls! And a note that says "behold, thou hast gained beside them five souls more...Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few souls, I will make thee ruler over many souls..."

*inserts Hoid's flute*

[A Budgie she/her]

You get a rather good but showy flute solo!
*inserts spoon*

[CarolaDavar she/her]

You get a Shardfork!!!!!!

*inserts Shardfork*

[Zennix he/him]

You get a bag of sand. 

*Destroys vending machine to retrieve Shardfork*

*Patches up vending machine with duct tape*

*Inserts whitespine tusk*

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

It gets tangled in the duct tape!

You get the whitespine risk back.

*inserts scissors*