Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 The vending machine is converted! *inserts peace and relaxation while on a couch in the springtime*
The Technovore he/him Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 (lol that was fast) Since you inserted all your peace, all you get is a sense of dread and emptyness! The machine gives you $1000 in an attempt to console you. *inserts all emotional problems in the form of a 3-hour rant*
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 The machine tries to give you more money, as that is the only thing which it knows and loves. *inserts swilch*
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 "Squelch" *you get an aforementioned snail* *inserts bow-tie*
Orlion Blight he/him Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 You get pasta! Specifically, elbow macaroni. Insert peanut butter and raspberry jam
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 You get a PB&J sandwich! *inserts my unread Mistborn book*
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 You get Mistborn spoilers! *inserts rabid football/soccer fan*
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 You get rabies! You are now addicted to football/soccer! *inserts food*
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 You get an empty laptop! *inserts empty laptop*
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 dude, what are you doing with an empty laptop? *you get a full laptop* *inserts a glass half full....or is it half empty???*
kenod Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 You get three half empty glasses! *Inserts band-aids*
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 *you get, TSUNAAAMI* *inserts floaters*
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 You get a bonbon. *inserts punctuation*
A Budgie she/her Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 You get the scream (of adorableness, not pain...for now) of a thousand tourists! *inserts chocolate hot cross bun*
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 You get a young child trying her hardest to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder. I suggest you cover your ears. *inserts patella*
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 25, 2017 Posted March 25, 2017 *from the deep pits of 'Straya, a dark new evil has risen* *inserts a jackalope*
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 25, 2017 Posted March 25, 2017 You get a conspiracy covering up every fairy tale and/or legendary creature! *inserts triangle*
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 25, 2017 Posted March 25, 2017 You get a rhombotangle! (none of you will ever get the reference, but I will silently smile) *inserts SPACESHIP!!!!*
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 25, 2017 Posted March 25, 2017 "WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKETSHIP!" *inserts baby dragon*
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 25, 2017 Posted March 25, 2017 *you get fired!* *inserts a rainbow bridge*
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