Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 You get Sith chocolate! *inserts fake chocolate*
Quiver he/him Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 You get white chocolate. I'm sorry. I know it's terrible. #milkchocolateisbestchocolate *inserts milk chocolate*
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 You get a heated argument over which chocolate is best (#darkchocolatemasterrace). *inserts caramel*
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 You get a Twix bar! (#darkchocolateissupreme)(#LeftorRight)(#Whyarewetalkingaboutchocolate) *inserts leprechaun*
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids! Wait...wrong cereal. *inserts memes*
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 "Dem dank memes." *inserts interwebs*
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 You get all the knowledge stored on it inserted into your brain! *inserts a spider dance*
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 Spiders rain from the sky! *inserts fire dance*
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 *you get a third degree burn!* *inserts rubber chicken*
The Honor Spren she/her Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 You get real chicken that tastes like rubber! *inserts magic fishhook*
Datan Nomlibash Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 You get a fish stick! Inserts mobile device.
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 19, 2017 Posted March 19, 2017 You get the entire internet! *inserts music*
A Budgie she/her Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 You get the school choir! *inserts skype*
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 You get FaceTime, like that other guy! *inserts flermagermaherm*
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 *first thought goes to German specialised Stormtroopers* *inserts a 12inch pistol*
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 You get a cowboy duel! *inserts Toccata and Fugue in D Minor*
A Budgie she/her Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 You get Canon in D Major! *inserts glasses-cleaning cloth*
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 *you get chloroform!* *inserts a grate pun*
StrikerEZ he/him Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 That pun shredded any last hope I had for humanity. *inserts the apocalypse*
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 Armeggedon outta here *inserts lab rat*
Quiver he/him Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 You receive two lab rats. They seem perfectly normal, but unbeknownst to you, every night they try to take over the world. *inserts a blank manuscript* 1
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 20, 2017 Posted March 20, 2017 You hear a whirring noise, and shredded paper spits out! *inserts lots and lots of electrical wire*
Sunbird she/her Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 Ultron climbs out of the vending machine slot. Quick, call Magneto! *inserts Cerebro*
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 * Oh dear, the vending machine cannot comprehend what it has witnessed * You get Cerebro back! *inserts Soul gem*
The Technovore he/him Posted March 23, 2017 Posted March 23, 2017 The vending machine looks upon your soul, and smiles! You obtained blissful peace! *inserts Christianity*
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