You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

When you fit all of the cosmere novels your family owns onto the bookshelf right next to your bed. Yep, I only have nine, but with Oathvember coming up, I guess you can say I'll have TenSoon.

Edited September 16, 2017 by Firerust
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[Tesh Any pronouns]

8 hours ago, btcannon said:

When you start assuming that random strangers are actually Hoid.

Why did you have to say that?  Now I'm going to start doing that subconsciously...

[Sami she/her]

8 hours ago, Roadwalker said:

Hm... Who is that guy in a suit?

John Reese *wink wink*

[matfire1999]

When you're worried about moving to a new student residence because you're afraid you won't be able to receive mail and oathvember is getting near every day

[Sparkrunner he/him]

6 hours ago, Sami said:

John Reese *wink wink*

There's the bishop, the counselors, and, wait. Who's that?! The deacons gave him the sacrament first!?

Edited September 16, 2017 by Roadwalker
Nope it's the stake president.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you try to estimate the number of times you have posted on here. 

My first post is on page 94 I think, so if I have at least 2 per page, (maybe I'll average that later) that'd be around 58. There's probably a lot more...

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

11 hours ago, Sami said:

John Reese *wink wink*

YEEAAAH! I got what you did there.

[Sami she/her]

6 hours ago, Roadwalker said:

There's the bishop, the counselors, and, wait. Who's that?! The deacons gave him the sacrament first!?

Wait I'm confused

[Sparkrunner he/him]

18 minutes ago, Sami said:

Wait I'm confused

You LDS?

[Steeldancer he/him]

23 hours ago, The Technovore said:

When you see a fellow Sanderfan on the bus and show your Roshar tattoos to them. (not that that was me, but MAN that guy's hardcore!)

Bruh I WISH the Laurels in my Ward read Sanderson. But I mean, a Sanderfan Priest can only dream, right?

 

When you realize that whenever there's a rainstorm you're bizarrely energized and wonder if there's some Rosharan Magic going on. (plzletmeberadiantplzletmeberadiantplzletmeberadiant)

Also when you get in a Sanderson vs. Riordan holy war with your fellow nerd friend. (The guy's a Riordan peasant I swear... )  

I mean, I read Riordan, and I loved it, but man Sanderson is SO much better!

I'm meeting Rick Riordan in October!!!!!

I've met sanderson too. Sanderson IS better

[Sami she/her]

7 hours ago, Roadwalker said:

You LDS?

No, just a Bible-believing Christian 

I'm just confused what that has to do with John Reese and I know next to nothing about LDS  

Edited September 17, 2017 by Sami

[Tesh Any pronouns]

23 hours ago, Firerust said:

 

That is beautiful! 

All of the Cosmere books in our house belong to me. My mom prefers getting books at the library, my dad likes them on his tablet. I personally prefer a solid copy. And my copies of AU, tWoK, and WoR still smell brand new. They smell like Barns and Nobel. 

This is slightly strange... 

[Taliax none (name only)]

I'm LDS and still super confused XD

[Nathrangking he/him]

12 hours ago, Sami said:

I'm just confused what that has to do with John Reese

Long live the machine.

When you are in math class and you are told to make a diagram for homework... flash forward to your room which has cramped writing on the floor and ceiling.

[Sami she/her]

1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

Long live the machine.

YEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

Careful - you are being watched 

Edited September 17, 2017 by Sami

[flying_shadow she/her]

On 9/15/2017 at 1:00 AM, Firerust said:

When you spend more time Sharding than doing homework, even though it's your senior year.

A...are you me?

[Rebecca she/her]

9 hours ago, Taliax said:

I'm LDS and still super confused XD

Me too 

[Sparkrunner he/him]

For all the people who are LDS and still super confused- at Church the other day the stake president was sitting up with the bishopric and I didn't recognize him, and we were talking about random people in suits being Hoid in disguise, and...

[Emerald101 he/him]

When you refuse to restart you're computer for updates because you need to keep the sample chapter discussion for Oathbringer open 24/7.

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

When you repeatedly read "TL;DR" as "The Lord Ruler".

[Calderis he/him]

When you overhear someone talking about taking an oath, and your immediate reaction is, "what order?" 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

13 hours ago, Taliax said:

 

3 hours ago, Rebecca said:

 

Sorry about the quote boxes. (Stupid computer).

When you can't have a conversation with someone without mentioning Sanderson at least three times.

Edited September 17, 2017 by Tesh

[StrikerEZ he/him]

When you get birthday money and the first thing you think about doing is buying WoK and WoR. I should reread them at some point, but I'm to old busy with band and school right now. 

[Ammanas]

10 minutes ago, StrikerEZ said:

When you get birthday money and the first thing you think about doing is buying WoK and WoR. I should reread them at some point, but I'm to old busy with band and school right now. 

You are a Sanderson fan when you already own all of his books

[StrikerEZ he/him]

1 minute ago, Ammanas said:

You are a Sanderson fan when you already own all of his books

Okay, that's true. But I have no money, so that's the only reason I don't already own them all. If I had money, I'd own all of his books.

Also, you know there's a problem when WoK and WoR are too tall to fit on your bookshelf.