You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Elsecaller3414 said:

When you have 13 tabs on your internet browser devoted entirely to something Sanderson or 17th shard related; I know it isn't a cosmere number, but that's a LOT of tabs...

I only have 6.

[Taliax none (name only)]

When you are currently refreshing the page waiting for the Oathbringer preorder link to go live.

[Rebecca she/her]

4 hours ago, Shqueeves said:

When you get frustrated by your new phone because autocorrect disapproves of Cosmere terms

When your phone no longer tries to correct you because you use the terms often enough.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

23 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

When your phone no longer tries to correct you because you use the terms often enough.

That's what my kindle does...

[Sunbird she/her]

When you're closing tabs to minimize distraction while you do homework, and you close Facebook but keep the Shard open.

[flying_shadow she/her]

On 9/27/2017 at 3:37 PM, Zennix said:

There is no harm in keeping the hope alive

It is the one thing that cannot be killed.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you spend the majority of your day reading, theorizing, about death-rattles, writing, listening to Writing Excuses, and some college lectures. Well right now I'm listening to music from The Hobbit.

My dad asked me the other day, "So, you listen to college lectures for fun?"

"Yep!"

So, a middle schooler who reads thousand page adult fiction, and listens to college lectures for fun. Summary of my life.

Edited September 30, 2017 by Tesh

[Emerald101 he/him]

When you only let people borrow you're Sanderson novels after making them promise that they won't let a single other soul touch them.

Edit: And when you only allow that much because of your near-uncontrollable impulse to share such great books with others.

Edit 2: And when you're on the shard late at night despite the fencing tournament you've got early tomorrow morning.

Edited September 30, 2017 by Emerald101
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[Julio]

When before every bout at fencing you talk to your sword, and remember that you sadly did not eat chicken, and don't have your dead mother's lucky necklace. 

[Tharandin]

When you look at a coin in sadness, knowing that you're not a Mistborn

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you know how many days until the Oathbringer release off the top of your head.

44 days.

I am so excited...

Edited October 1, 2017 by Tesh

[Zennix he/him]

When the number 9 begins to appear in your nightmares. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

On 9/15/2017 at 7:36 AM, Emerald101 said:

When you read this and immediately wonder if it's a mistborn lama.

So, you said this earlier, and I made this this morning:

Spoiler

 

Edited October 2, 2017 by Tesh

[Mestiv he/him]

On 28.09.2017 at 1:40 AM, Elsecaller3414 said:

When you have 13 tabs on your internet browser devoted entirely to something Sanderson or 17th shard related; I know it isn't a cosmere number, but that's a LOT of tabs...

I see you haven't met Chaos and his tabs (he has about 500)

[Tesh Any pronouns]

6 hours ago, Mestiv said:

I see you haven't met Chaos and his tabs (he has about 500)

Now that's commitment to the Sanderfandom.

Or he just really enjoys opening tabs...

Spoiler

I meant to upvote that, but I used all of mine on the Sanderson Memes thread.

 

Edited October 2, 2017 by Tesh

[Shqueeves]

45 minutes ago, Tesh said:

Now that's commitment to the Sanderfandom.

Or he just really enjoys opening tabs...

 

Well, he is the head admin (head-honcho, the big boss, etc). As to his apparent tab obsession, he probably really enjoys opening tabs

Spoiler

I got'chu about that intended upvote

 

[flying_shadow she/her]

On 9/29/2017 at 10:32 PM, Tesh said:

So, a middle schooler who reads thousand page adult fiction, and listens to college lectures for fun.

damnation, you got me beat there. I was a middle schooler who read thousand page adult fiction, but I never listened to college lectures. Or any lectures, because I spent classes reading.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

4 hours ago, Kalinovsky said:

damnation, you got me beat there. I was a middle schooler who read thousand page adult fiction, but I never listened to college lectures. Or any lectures, because I spent classes reading.

I spend social studies reading under the desk because my teacher is teaching us stuff I knew in 3rd grade. (Seriously). Then I read at every other possible moment, then get home, do homework, then watch a lecture, then spend the rest of my day doing a mix of reading and writing. 

And that's not including the 17th Shard...

Edited October 4, 2017 by Tesh

[Brightness Enna she/her]

My friend is reading WoK for the first time. (Blacked out stuff irrelevant) 

Should I be worried?

[Emerald101 he/him]

When you immediately recognize that the guy sitting next to you in class is wearing a SA shirt, and start a conversation with him about the cosmere.

Edit:

1 hour ago, Brightness Enna said:

/snip/

My friend is reading WoK for the first time. (Blacked out stuff irrelevant) 

Should I be worried?

That depends. How much of a sanderfan are you?

Edited October 4, 2017 by Emerald101

[Shqueeves]

2 hours ago, Brightness Enna said:

My friend is reading WoK for the first time. (Blacked out stuff irrelevant) 

Should I be worried?

Not really. That was similar to my reaction the first time I read WoK, so they'll probably be fine. They were pretty cute together until the strawberry jam, so let you friend enjoy their interactions until then 

[King Cole he/him]

When you “forget” to go to sleep and read all of stormlight archive, and mistborn 1 and 2 in the night

[Tesh Any pronouns]

9 minutes ago, King Cole said:

When you “forget” to go to sleep and read all of stormlight archive, and mistborn 1 and 2 in the night

Wait wait wait, how many nights?

[Steeldancer he/him]

Just now, Tesh said:

Wait wait wait, how many nights?

one night, and one day, and one night, AND IT SHALL BE AS ONE DAY

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Just now, Steeldancer said:

one night, and one day, and one night, AND IT SHALL BE AS ONE DAY

Oooooookay...

That wasn't strange at all...

Am I missing a reference to something?

...

But then again, this is the 17th Shard, so...