You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Nathrangking he/him]

@Tesh have an upvote for that does make you a sanderdan!!

When you are trying to do an assignment, but the words that you right are not the ones that you intended at which point you whisper "begone ruin".

[Sami she/her]

20 minutes ago, Tesh said:

I FINALLY PREORDERED OATHBRINGER!!!!!

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I had to put this somewhere...

 

When you feel you have failed the world as a Sanderfan because you have not yet preordered Oathbringer (on account of the small matter of money...)

[Tesh Any pronouns]

4 minutes ago, Sami said:

When you feel you have failed the world as a Sanderfan because you have not yet preordered Oathbringer (on account of the small matter of money...)

I've been saving for a while now...

And you have not failed.

Edited September 1, 2017 by Tesh

[Taliax none (name only)]

When you want to preorder Oathbringer, but aren't quite sure how to do that at the BYU Bookstore yet.  (I think I have to wait until there's a post on Brandon's blog about it...?)

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Taliax said:

When you want to preorder Oathbringer, but aren't quite sure how to do that at the BYU Bookstore yet.  (I think I have to wait until there's a post on Brandon's blog about it...?)

At least you are by the bookstore at all. I'm in California, and have an 11 hour drive to get to Provo. And my Thanksgiving break is the week after the release. But then at least I'll have maximum time to read Oathbringer...

[Sami she/her]

4 hours ago, Tesh said:

At least you are by the bookstore at all. I'm in California, and have an 11 hour drive to get to Provo. And my Thanksgiving break is the week after the release. But then at least I'll have maximum time to read Oathbringer...

Hey at least you live within driving distance. And a Thanksgiving break 

[flying_shadow she/her]

When your friend reads WOK and loves it, and you practically scream with joy because now, you can talk about the Cosmere in real life!(I love you all, but face-to-face contact is better.)

When you have dreams about the books. Last night, I had a dream where Hoid was trying to find all of the Heralds and was emailing Nazh.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, Sami said:

Hey at least you live within driving distance. And a Thanksgiving break 

Well, that's one way to look at it. 

2 hours ago, Kalinovsky said:

When your friend reads WOK and loves it, and you practically scream with joy because now, you can talk about the Cosmere in real life!(I love you all, but face-to-face contact is better.)

When you have dreams about the books. Last night, I had a dream where Hoid was trying to find all of the Heralds and was emailing Nazh.

I agree.

I've also had a total of 4 Sanderson related dreams in the past six months.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

I had a weird one where there was this llama that was actually mistborn, but then a catquisitor and a spiked beaver started fighting, and it flew away, but I had to give something to it, and then...

[Lelouch Vi Britannia]

When youŕe constantly making references on every website with a comment section, and nobody has recognized one yet in two years....

Also, I finally get to use this name on a website where people will know who it is! Hoorah.

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you talk about the Mcgregor Mayweather fight and say so many boxings so little time.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

38 minutes ago, LewsTherinTalamon said:

When youŕe constantly making references on every website with a comment section, and nobody has recognized one yet in two years....

Also, I finally get to use this name on a website where people will know who it is! Hoorah.

Been ta thee introduction thread yet fella?

[Mestiv he/him]

When you already spent well over 100 hours of your free time preparing software for the new WoB Archive and you wish you had more free time to spend that way. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

12 hours ago, Roadwalker said:

I had a weird one where there was this llama that was actually mistborn, but then a catquisitor and a spiked beaver started fighting, and it flew away, but I had to give something to it, and then...

Hahahahaha! That sounds like a dream I would have...

I have some really weird dreams.

Once I dreamed I could fly, and I saved my elementary school from a dragon that had made it's home on a mountain in the soccer field.

It was weird.

[Rebecca she/her]

When you save your upvotes specifically for this topic.

Edited September 2, 2017 by Rebecca

[Ammanas]

You go up to people on their birthday and tell them, "To age truly is to suffer the ultimate treason, that of one's body against oneself."

I-14 WoR

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Ammanas said:

You go up to people on their birthday and tell them, "To age truly is to suffer the ultimate treason, that of one's body against oneself."

I-14 WoR

You quote Sanderson a lot, from what I have gathered.

[Ammanas]

2 minutes ago, Tesh said:

You quote Sanderson a lot, from what I have gathered.

For a few days after I read a particularly good line and then I forget, because I don't have the best memory. I really need to carry around flashcards or a cheat sheet with Sanderson quotes to bust them out on the right occasion

[Tesh Any pronouns]

38 minutes ago, Ammanas said:

For a few days after I read a particularly good line and then I forget, because I don't have the best memory. I really need to carry around flashcards or a cheat sheet with Sanderson quotes to bust them out on the right occasion

That sounds like something I'd do...

Seriously.

[Penumbra]

When you mess up saying "I'm hoping" and "I hope" and end up saying "I am hope."

And then follow it by shouting "HASHTAG KELSIER"

[Chiri-Chiri she/her]

When you get elated when someone says that you're like a potato. 

Edited September 3, 2017 by pezcadito

[Nathrangking he/him]

When someone says hula, but that is not what you hear.

[king of nowhere]

When there are some posters advertising a "cashmere" shop, and you misread it as cosmere.

Every. Single. Time. You see one of those.

 

When you play dungeons & dragons and you throw at the party a bunch of infernal zucchini that can take control of people (it makes sense in our group; don't ask), and you put among them a few people with zucchini stuck where their eyes should be and call them zuccchinifolk inquisitors. I also considered giving them inquisitor-related  powers, like pushing and pulling on vegetables and use it to throw bundles of carrots against the party, but I ultimately decided there's a limit to how much I want to get surreal.

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, pezcadito said:

When you get elated when someone says that you're like a potato. 

but did he specify whether in a minefield or in another context?

[Chiri-Chiri she/her]

13 minutes ago, king of nowhere said:

When there are some posters advertising a "cashmere" shop, and you misread it as cosmere.

Every. Single. Time. You see one of those.

 

When you play dungeons & dragons and you throw at the party a bunch of infernal zucchini that can take control of people (it makes sense in our group; don't ask), and you put among them a few people with zucchini stuck where their eyes should be and call them zuccchinifolk inquisitors. I also considered giving them inquisitor-related  powers, like pushing and pulling on vegetables and use it to throw bundles of carrots against the party, but I ultimately decided there's a limit to how much I want to get surreal.

 

 

 

but did he specify whether in a minefield or in another context?

He said "under the mattress", but I understood "in a minefield" 

[Sami she/her]

When you never fail to interrupt your friend when she goes "hell-" "you shouldn't swear, sonny!"