You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Nathrangking he/him]

When your flashlight goes out and you are disappointed that you are not glowing.

[Penumbra]

... when you visit your parents to find your mom has framed one of your many unfinished (and in my opinion not very well drawn) Kelsier doodles. I asked her why she would frame that when he doesn't even have feet and she refused to take it down. Now I feel like I desperately have to draw something finished and better to replace it ...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you have posted so much on here, that you are shocked when you have nothing to say.

Oh, here's something!

So I was finally able to try to switch social studies teachers, and the other one is supposedly SUPER strict, but an amazing teacher, so when you first heard about him, you thought, "So, kinda like Jasnah, though hopefully he doesn't take us out into alleyways and kill thugs. At least it's only SS, and not philosophy. "

Edited August 27, 2017 by Tesh

[StrikerEZ he/him]

When you spend a good 30 minutes catching up on all the posts you missed in this thread.

When you spend a large portion of time away from the Shard and you realize you haven't thought about the Cosmere in awhile and  are ashamed of yourself.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you see starspren... I think I may have been hallucinating... After I finished Words of Radiance...

Edited August 28, 2017 by Tesh

[King Cole he/him]

4 hours ago, Tesh said:

When you see starspren... I think I may have been hallucinating... After I finished Words of Radiance...

Thats nothing. I almost passed out of oxygen deprivation and I thought I saw fear spren

[Penumbra]

1 hour ago, King Cole said:

Thats nothing. I almost passed out of oxygen deprivation and I thought I saw fear spren

I mean, when I get dizzy or anxious I see little "stars" pop up and streak across my vision. I'm pretty sure it's a rather normal physical thing, but naming it a spren would make it more fun i guess :b

[Emerald101 he/him]

When you wish you could be taking Calc III from @Chaos.

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you get sick and begin to manifest strange magic.

[Calderis he/him]

When you have a general contempt for people, and yet you genuinely like 90% of the people here. 

That roughly 85% higher than my attitude towards the general population. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you wish that you were an awakener so that you could awaken and command  a scarf to silence foolish people!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

When you find yourself comparing your seething hatred of the sight of anything Frozen-related to Kaladin's seething hatred of anything Amaram-related. And then you remember how you used to think highly of Frozen just like Kaladin used to think highly of Amaram. Which makes you hate it even more.

When you seriously start to wonder if your favorite Sanderson series is Mistborn or the Stormlight Archive. (Seriously, this is starting to become a moral dilemma for me. I love them both so much.)

[Shqueeves]

When you're gone for nearly a week and feel really bad for the SE games you were in

[Penumbra]

when you spend time thinking about how it would be nice to be able to breathe on your slowing crochet project and tell it to finish itself up.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

14 hours ago, King Cole said:

Thats nothing. I almost passed out of oxygen deprivation and I thought I saw fear spren

Why were you oxygen deprived?

 

2 hours ago, Firerust said:

When you seriously start to wonder if your favorite Sanderson series is Mistborn or the Stormlight Archive. (Seriously, this is starting to become a moral dilemma for me. I love them both so much.)

I'm having the exact same problem.

[Sami she/her]

Just now, Tesh said:

I'm having the exact same problem.

I fail to see that as a problem..... 

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, Sami said:

I fail to see that as a problem..... 

Oh its a real problem!! I wish all of my problems could be broken down to this dilemma with cosmeric consequences!!

[Tesh Any pronouns]

6 minutes ago, Sami said:

I fail to see that as a problem..... 

My mind 24\7:

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[Nathrangking he/him]

When you make a birthday wish and expect the worst.

[King Cole he/him]

1 hour ago, Tesh said:

Why were you oxygen deprived?

I couldn't stop laughing. Every time it slowed down, my friend told/showed me an even funnier Cosmere joke. My vision went black for a second and then I saw purple dots. I later joked that I saw Fear spren

[Calderis he/him]

3 minutes ago, King Cole said:

I couldn't stop laughing. Every time it slowed down, my friend told/showed me an even funnier Cosmere joke. My vision went black for a second and then I saw purple dots. I later joked that I saw Fear spren

What do laughterspren look like? Or were you scaring your friend? 

[King Cole he/him]

3 minutes ago, Calderis said:

What do laughterspren look like? Or were you scaring your friend? 

No I saw purple blobs that I thought were fear spren, but I wish I saw laughter spren. I did almost pass out though

[Calderis he/him]

2 minutes ago, King Cole said:

No I saw purple blobs that I thought were fear spren, but I wish I saw laughter spren. I did almost pass out though

I understood, I just don't remember what laughterspren look like 

[King Cole he/him]

Silver, and they dance around I think

[Steeldancer he/him]

3 minutes ago, King Cole said:

Silver, and they dance around I think

Do they do the veden hula or the rosharan hand jive?